juliana

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

The food scientist at Tostitos who added that lil hint of lime

[gordon @gordoncityy]

i be on facebook market at the club

[Dongy @DongyJammin]

wtf do bugs do when it rains

like would that not drown an entire ant colony

[julian @YEAROFTHEWIZARD]

im not kidding dude where did you put my fucking aquaphor

[mir.i.am #PrayForSnooki @moll11y]

Taking Adderall to respond to text messages

[Beetlejuice Green @Beetlepimp]

R.I.P. OZZY

[rowan @calicosmall]

Once i matched with a guy and ended up finding out he lived in my neighborhood so i told him to go outside and scream and he did. and i heard it

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

You’re telling me this morons on oxy

[☔ @Whotfismick]

AND I just wanna thank god for not making me allergic to seafood.

[Sock’s father @sockmoments]

call me zac the way idk what the efron with me

[Chris Bakke @ChrisJBakke]

America:

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Never forget the time Heath Ledger made a fan’s day unforgettable.

[Beetlejuice Green @Beetlepimp]

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