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Bowie can’t say “lesbians” so she says kelcie and i are “love beings” and i really just think the entire universe should know that

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It’s the most wonderful time of the year… where i watch “hocus pocus” and just yell “yea okay VIRGIN” every time max comes into the scene

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Christopher Nolan spent $100 million to give me a panic attack and prove that men like to be men in rooms with other men and go boom boom explosion when their girlfriends aren’t looking

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I wonder if kelcie would still find me attractive if she knew i spend a solid amount of time everyday watching old episodes of Riverdale and saying “slay” with extreme conviction at the end of each scene.

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“ THE QUEERS ARE INDOCTRINATING OUR CHILDREN”

Two lesbians on a Friday -

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BECAUSE DYKES DONT WEAR THE TIE WE LOOK LIKE OLIVE GARDEN WAITERS IF WEAR THE TIE

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BOYGENIUS BACKSTAGE AT COACHELLA LAST WEEKEND

via NME!

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Daily affirmations in the Stewart household :

Me *Bowie in the mirror* “now say to yourself, ‘i am beautiful”

Kelcie’s version - “now say, ‘i am beautiful… like my momma”

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Just watched The Menu with kelcie…now every time Bowie screams for anything she says “yes chef!” and I’ll be dammed if it isn’t hilarious every single time

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The amount of money i would give just to scroll through one of my old MySpace bulletins….

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Miley Cyrus and fletcher are both ✨BoTtOmS✨ happy new year

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Just your ho ho happy reminder that the Bible says Mary was 12 and Joseph was prolly in his 40s 🥰 thoughts and prayers

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On this day in 1811, at a ball at Pemberly, Elizabeth Bennett and Fitzwilliam Darcy dance with each other.

#PrideandPrejudice

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Guess y’all will never know

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Realizing childhood trauma : i kept asking @KelcieStewart if it was okay that i turned the heat on for the first time this year and she replied with “julz yes I’m not a f$)!ing prison guard why are you asking my permission”

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My kid is here too by the way

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thinking about fizzoli��s again

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An absolute historical day. My wife and i are at fazolis somewhere in West Virginia. It’s surrounded by an abandoned gas station and some pediatric facility that is also abandoned but THIS simulation rocks

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Anybody else catch a celebrity endorsing a product and just thinkin “yea you probably shouldn’t have bought that 6th Ferrari huh?… now Dasani owns you idiot”

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Me(a lesbian): finally starting to like Brandi Carlile’s music

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Kelcie is the Jen Psaki of this school district