Chef TYB

Private Chef, kitchen consultant. FF on IG @cheftyb @olajumjum

[Chef TYB @jumbaby]

Today is let's tell aunty how much we lover her day it seems. My nieces and nephews are the sweetest 🥰🥰❤️❤️❤️

[Chef TYB @jumbaby]

NDLEA have set up shop just after Bonny camp heading towards ozumba. Be safe and cautious out there people

[Losgiddy @LOSGIDDY]

Everybody is trying to 1up the next person in this country. No fear of God for such a seemingly religious people,& not to victim blame but then there’s management that is so far away from reality, “too big” to get hands dirty that they can’t see the bottom guys are robbing them blind

[Masu Zafi 🔥🔥 @masuzafi]

Mehdi Hasan just demolished the sacred “Israel has a right to exist” argument.

He exposed it for exactly what it is: classic Israeli propaganda designed to shut down all criticism and dodge accountability.

No state has a divine “right to exist.”
Nations exist through power, history, and recognition not magical immunity from scrutiny.

Stuck in that bullshit debate?
Mehdi drops three killer counter-arguments that flip the script every single time.

[The Truth Walker @TheTruthWalkerQ]

The child in this photo is no longer alive.

They murdered a child in a ritual human sacrifice.

The only reason for this current war is to distract attention and make people forget the defilement they committed.

Because on the day the war began, they deleted 66,000 emails and many photos that could have been used against them in the Epstein case.

US Congressman Ted Lieu said, "Trump has started a public war to distract us from his crime of raping young children."

Emails sent to Epstein state that Tola spent hours with the victim at Epstein's home.

The home was equipped with audio recording and camera equipment, recording everything.

Torla had no choice but to do everything Netanya told him to do.

Others, too.

FOLLOW ME, THE NEXT DROP WILL BE SHOCKING

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

The biggest failure of my Nigerian parents' generation was their complete inability to pass on any ideas or ideology of subtance to their children.

The ONLY thing they taught their children was "Jesus" and "Muhammad". And those unfortunate children have grown up with Christianity and Islam making up their entire personality. They have nothing else upstairs.

Ask the people from that empty-headed generation any question that requires actual thinking or philosophy, and watch how intellectually empty their reply is.

"How can I succeed in life?"
>50 y.o. Nigerian dummy: "Fear God, pray everyday, don't expose your private parts, read your books in school, Fear God..."

"How do I find and keep the right partner?"
Elderly Nigerian grave-dodger: "Go to church every week, pray endlessly, maintain your fajinity, and fear God..."

"How can we fix Nigeria and make it somewhere people don't need to run away from?"
65 year-old Nigerian oxygen hoarder: "The whole country needs to pray for divine intervention to torsh the hearts of awa lidaz..."

An entire generation of olodos who raised even worse dummies than them, but somehow all believe that they did the world a favour by birthing children they had nothing intellectual to pass on to. Everyone else in the world who couldn't pass on economic capital to their children could at least pass on intellectual and moral capital.

All that these cemetery-evading dumbos passed on to us was "Fear God, pray, develop a neurotic obsession with your sex organs and everything that has to do with them, pray, and fear God some more." This is the inheritance we were supposed to build into our competitive advantage in a world where serious people live?

Damn.

[Aaron Maté @aaronjmate]

The Trump admin sabotaged diplomacy with Iran to go to war for Greater Israel.

[Jvnior @Jvnior]

🚨🇺🇸 Senator Warner: "There is no threat to the United States by Iran. There was a threat to Israel.”

He adds: “If we equate a threat to Israel as the equivalent of an imminent threat to the US, then we are clearly occupied by the jews of israel."

America is COOKED right now.

[Cyborg Warlord @Admiral_Cyborg]

On the 16th of December 25, I discovered a deadly evil being perpetuated by citizens against fellow citizens. In the course of this story, I'll make use of fictional names but real locations where they occured.

On that Tuesday morning, Olamide, a 25 year old boy came back to his apartment in Rumuigbo with his Toks Lexus RX 350, which he bought the previous week, and was celebrating with everyone. He had picked up the car from Apapa, Lagos, where he went with a mechanic whom he met on FB marketplace and drove down to see his people in Delta before proceeding to PH on that day. The car had been in his possession for over 7 days before he came to PH.

Let me give you a backstory on Olamide. He is an only son with 6 sisters and he is the 4th child. His father is in Quatar, working as a boat operator and his mother is a teacher in one of the government secondary schools in Delta state. Olamide is a waiter in one prominent place in Onne, hence the urge to get a car. His dad sent him the money for the car since the boy wasn't patient enough for one to be shipped to him.

While we were celebrating, we heard gunshots outside the gate and almost immediately the gate flew wide open. Operatives of EFCC and NPF filled the compound and everyone was in panic mode. I sharply went inside and called the NAF base and Army barracks, sent my location and went outside. I was on pass so I had no official capacity to act, hence my silence. They told everyone to lie down, started rough handling everyone. Some started going door to door, pounding and shouting that everyone must come out. I tried talking to the one I sensed was the most senior and he shunned me. I didn't argue or drag. They checked their tablet and kept pointing at the car, "oga na the car be this. Tracker no dey lie." While they were at it, 4 vans filled with soldiers arrived, and 6 of them came into the compound. Upon seeing them, I got up immediately and told everyone on the floor to stand.

We started asking questions, and they said the car belonged to a yahoo boy and it was seized by the EFCC. They claimed the car was missing from their lot and they have been tracking it for over 4 months, so I had Olamide describe the vendor's location and calls were made to Lagos, some soldiers and some members of the Lagos RRS stormed the place, picked up the seller and began interrogating him. That's where things went dark.

The car seller has an active agreement with a handful from the EFCC. If a young guy buys a car, they install trackers and sell it to him, wait for some days and bust the guy, retrieve the car and arrest him while tagging him a yahoo boy. The car is then returned to the car dealer and the dealer gives EFCC their own share from the car sales proceeds. The mechanic is in on it also.

After all these exposé, I realized that we have a very long way to go as a country.

To the young men, do your research before you walk into any dealership to buy a car. Ask questions, swallow pride. That 24-48 hours of information gathering will save you a long time in prison.

[Chef TYB @jumbaby]

@imoteda I know to use the platform you're kinda mandated to increase price based on their percentage. Who knows

[Chef TYB @jumbaby]

@imoteda 😍😍😍

[Chef TYB @jumbaby]

I made sure all the money he tried to extort covered anything else I collected from him and sent him the balance. Now my Gee is hungry is the new year and is looking for money to extort again of items I had already paid for. You will sleep in LA LA Land my G because scare you.

[Chef TYB @jumbaby]

We complain about govt but we are terrible to each other. Tell me why I worked on a site with someone and because it wasn't a state I was familiar with he was extorting me of money.

[Chef TYB @jumbaby]

A carton of chicken there was 50 something he told me 80 something. The first three days I had to agree as I had no other alternative. When I did I stopped using him to get items. At the end of the project I sorted the renewing bill as discussed with my team.

[Chef TYB @jumbaby]

That's bloody mental. Might as well just send that money to the person directly.

[Bizzleosikoya.eth @bizzleosikoya]

Buying 400k for 700k is madness tha needs to stop

[Chef TYB @jumbaby]

Most Nigerians are badly behaved.

[Duru Bond @Bond_not_james]

The Nigerian problem is beyond governance.

I stand to be corrected though.

[Typical African @Joe__Bassey]

Africans need to wake up—especially Nigerians—and understand how imperialism works and how their leaders are not eager to eradicate oppressive pacts that systematically undermine their development.

[Nae @NaesCloset]

Flirting is becoming a lost art due to the decline in literacy. Those who can flirt the best are usually very witty and know how to engage in banter!

[Aunty Teda @imoteda]

Whoever said Nigerian politicians can’t believe their luck was so right.

Destroy education, destroy the economy, throw your citizens into poverty, brutalize them and the same citizens who are two seconds away from being on the streets will still defend your brutality.