steampunk gypsy

sometimes life's okay

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

A key point missing in a lot of post debate analysis is that Trump’s claim about immigrants eating pets almost perfectly syncs up to the piano in the Peanuts theme song.

[j !! @luvsplums]

no cause how was fall out boy’s presale the easiest presale i’ve ever experienced like i was out in like 5 minutes 😭

[(Real) Hugo Chavez’s Ghost @1stab1egenius]

@jamesjyu Please, I beg of you all, just write boooo under all of Elon’s tweets and keep this gag going.

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

have to respect the babylon bee for having months to prepare for their return and still having nothing funny to say. true commitment to their craft

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

can’t believe my stupid ass has imposter syndrome while elon musk is confidently marching around twitter HQ and chewing on wires until something breaks

[HENRY MORRIS @mrhenrymorris]

@elonmusk I don't get it. Why would a billionaire want you to vote for a party that cuts taxes for billionaires?

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

@elonmusk i send a the calzone into space!! i don’t pay a the taxes!!! ohhhhhhh

[MD @mikeydoubled]

@jonfavs @elonmusk Elon be like

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

Hey I know we’re not really ready to acknowledge it but I just want to congratulate every single preschool aged child in the United States right now on week three of having a truly disgusting cough.

[Ya Boy Sam @hamcranberry]

When We Were Young Fest an hour before doors opened today

[SCENE DADDY @SceneDaddy]

Me watching the When We Were Young Fest drama unfold

[DickKnows🎸🎸🎸🎸 @RichardKaylor8]

I don't believe that there is anybody on the planet that has broken as many laws as Trump and still walking the streets. This shit is really starting to get old CONTAIN HIM.

[showgirl snotty❤️‍🔥 @take0utcoffees]

the day gaylors accept “twin from your dreams” is karlie and hetlors accept that gorgeous is not about joe is the day we know peace

[Fortesa Latifi @hifortesa]

Demi Lovato's "29" is an anthem for women re-examining their teenage relationships with older men, like Chloe who wishes she could tell her teenaged self that the grown man pursuing her was a predator.

on the illuminating TikTok trend for @TeenVogue
https://t.co/yAdm9Ma48q

[Fortesa Latifi @hifortesa]

on tiktok, ppl are sharing their stories of being teenagers targeted for romantic relationships by adults – to the tune of demi lovato's new single "29"

one told me she wishes she could tell her teenage self her bf was a predator

latest @TeenVogue
https://t.co/yAdm9Ma48q

[Jason Selvig @jasonselvig]

Brett Kavanaugh said Roe v. Wade was ‘settled as precedent' so that was a fucking lie. Wonder what else he lied under oath about….

[Jason Selvig @jasonselvig]

Democrats have the house AND the senate. Do something, you fucking cowards.