jumbled

oh hello
he/him

[jumbled @jumble_d]

Babe, get out of my walls and come to bed 🥺

[Shrimp Billionaire @fentanylbrownie]

When the grocery total isn’t looking too bad and you realize they haven’t yet scanned The Item

[Yashaswi More @itsyashi24]

9 am: i can’t wait till bedtime

10 pm: i’ve always wanted to write my own operating system

[Zoya @Zoyag9fc]

“They gang raped a woman but we can’t expel them as they have promising futures.”

This is exactly why a rapist became president.

[A. @justbored142]

who the fuck doubled it and gave it to me

[lvcifer @rosegoldcoffins]

just cus u suffering rn don’t mean your future bright n shit u might even die today

[Frank Hopkinson @TrueSubtext]

GODDAMN 57 men saw that shit and either participated or ignored it?!?!

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

I’m not saying we’re living in Hell but…

[g. @heiskgx]

been having a rough day for like 3 years now

[rnzy @r7nzy]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[UwUTangClan @Executivejeff1]

local man and noted idiot keeps checking his phone in hopes that there will be a notification that he actually wants

[T⍟R❂ T✪UCHD✥WN (2-1) @rebirthredeem]

The reason why dating is so ass nowadays is cuz half the population is spiritually cucked

[ETHEREAL DOLLFACE @hadiyadoll]

real lovers when someone tells them to just build a new roster after a breakup

[jumbled @jumble_d]

"Right one, wrong time" is a fantasy. There's no such thing as the right one. However there is a wrong one, and they will always let you know at the right time.

[weary @we4ry]

unfortunately, i’m gonna die alone because i already met the right person at the wrong time and inevitably fucked it up

[Android 17 @FaggotAndroid17]

the cia is out of ideas

[tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa]

me: there's two wolves inside of me

kash patel: you're hired

[Dicc Hed™ HQ @dicc_hed]

I'm on dating apps again and all these bitches are right wing #hogkingdom #whathappened

[5 @comeuptuff]

what a privilege it is to be exhausted by an ambition of your own choosing

[misery babe @inaglassscage]

chopping up a fat line of what could have been with the card that i have been dealt

[jumbled @jumble_d]

sitting on my nightmare screen in class watching conservative policies cause societal collapse worldwide