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[? @jumbled_jumper]

@saintlysinner27 THANK YOU

[taylor garron @taylorgarron]

i’m still not over hummingbirds…you’re a little faerie and you live in my front yard and i feed you simple syrup…and in exchange, you bring me whimsy

[Shahaf Peleg 🌅 @DocLarus]

We have recently traveled with our 4 months old baby to Iceland. Here are some essential tips for parents who wish to do the same:

1. Don’t do it.

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

Yes babe you have bpd. Being perfect disorder

[? @jumbled_jumper]

just an undermuscled lawnmower with a (healing?) summer sore covered face wanting me to leave him alone

[? @jumbled_jumper]

@iguessimajumper bout the same

[rhaenyra targaryen's lawyer @Targ_Nation]

the way this movie goes out of its way and EXPLICITLY states the way men are treated in barbieland is a commentary on the way ACTUAL REAL WOMEN are treated on the ACTUAL REAL WORLD, and y'all stupid ignorant motherfuckers still ain't getting it

[Megan Coyne @megancoyne23]

when i heard “long term long distance low commitment casual girlfriend” in the Barbie movie

[chrissy @chrissychlapp]

sometimes being a girl is all about blaming how u feel on the moon and that’s OK!

[Broadway Star!!!! @thatonequeen]

Very well said. Marching down the street yelling “Leave our kids alone.” Is truly unhinged behavior. YOU’RE the one forcing people to think about your children.

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

🙏😂