ryan kerr

[ryan kerr @jumblesalemum]

Hello sailor x

[ryan kerr @jumblesalemum]

ive got your card here miss you so much have to see you soon angel love you stay beautiful xxxx

[ryan kerr @jumblesalemum]

hey mumma sorry i missed your calls at weekend hope your happy and well what you doing for your birthday?

[ryan kerr @jumblesalemum]

Tweet Tweet Its mumma she got her beak back dear?its been so ong im missing you loads never have any credit love you x

[ryan kerr @jumblesalemum]

crawley have a flagship 99p store I swear, it takes up half the town and its a shit hole!

[ryan kerr @jumblesalemum]

Just watched never let me down an wept like an old woman!

[ryan kerr @jumblesalemum]

been packing boxes all day wathing come dine with me flicking through the supplements gonna cook some tea in a mo how bout you darling?xxx

[ryan kerr @jumblesalemum]

ooh you are a silly in a milky mess betty what a lava palava indeed mummas got herself into a right pickle hasnt she!

[ryan kerr @jumblesalemum]

just found my overy down the back of the sofa

[ryan kerr @jumblesalemum]

another word for minge deary!i tell you once youve burnt said appendage it really smarts!

[ryan kerr @jumblesalemum]

You should have offered to lick it off! youd have been as sick as a dog tho! and slightly uncomfotable!

[ryan kerr @jumblesalemum]

what a day ive had my boob burst in morrisons then i burnt me faff!

[ryan kerr @jumblesalemum]

Ive just burnt my sodding faff on the grill!

[ryan kerr @jumblesalemum]

i wanna see you also in a purple two piece covered in merangue and black treacle dear!

[ryan kerr @jumblesalemum]

summet snook tweet tweet tawoo!xxx

[ryan kerr @jumblesalemum]

I Curse the day that hot fruit dribbled down my thigh!