spliffy griffy

local renaissance man
@epitaphrecords @antirecords

[spliffy griffy @jumboshrimpking]

@trailblazers Food - Eem, Lovely's Fifty-Fifty, Murata, Nostrana, Jerry's Tavern
Experiences - Rose gardens in Washington and Peninsula Park, Timbers/Thorns match, a movie at the Hollywood Theatre, Crystal Springs Rhododendron Garden, PSU Farmer's Market

[spliffy griffy @jumboshrimpking]

@ulyssa_rip maybe they will screen beetlejuice 1 when you are in there

[spliffy griffy @jumboshrimpking]

hottest possible person

[spliffy griffy @jumboshrimpking]

if we have learned anything from today's news, it is that men who go to the gym and therapy are not good partners

[spliffy griffy @jumboshrimpking]

putting "420 friendly" in your dating app bio in 2024 is hilarious. equivalent to putting "miller high life friendly"

[spliffy griffy @jumboshrimpking]

merrick garland confirmed android user and is tired of being flamed for keeping the group chat bubbles green

[CSPAN @cspan]

Attorney General Merrick Garland announces antitrust lawsuit against Apple: "Apple has maintained its power not because of its superiority, but because of its unlawful exclusionary behavior."

[spliffy griffy @jumboshrimpking]

everyone says they want the wild interviews that we used to have in magazines in the 1970s and 80s and then bradley cooper just unspools his brain in the public eye for 6 months and we shame him. smh

[spliffy griffy @jumboshrimpking]

lord forgive me for what i’m dune 2 this commemorative popcorn bucket

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just what we need, more fodder for the insufferable "kidman clappers"

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

AMC will release 3 new Nicole Kidman ads in theaters, starting from March 1.

[spliffy griffy @jumboshrimpking]

the only thing better than romantic love? larry mcmurtry’s 1985 epic of the american west “lonesome dove”

[spliffy griffy @jumboshrimpking]

happy national unfollow day to all my real haters

[spliffy griffy @jumboshrimpking]

the most texts you receive are not when you accomplish or celebrate something but is actually when your team loses the super bowl

[spliffy griffy @jumboshrimpking]

i love r&b singers of the 00s because in the same breath they will praise god and also say they want to have sex with someone inside of a nightclub

[spliffy griffy @jumboshrimpking]

for those who don't think pfork still got it https://t.co/3kx7Sr2E4t

[spliffy griffy @jumboshrimpking]

@dariusjagjag @magicmarcelle all the worst ones

[spliffy griffy @jumboshrimpking]

hope you're enjoying the rushing waters of the river styx, kissinger! me and my homies are tasting the high life (refreshingly cold lime cucumber gatorade)

[spliffy griffy @jumboshrimpking]

@jjjvlll will take this into consideration

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call me crazy but i go to the bathroom before a movie starts and then again after it ends and i’ve yet to pee my pants in between those two points, no matter the duration

[spliffy griffy @jumboshrimpking]

@503Blazerfans hard to have sympathy for a guy who probably decided his future path a year or two late and still ended up in a place where he probably has the best chance of anyone in the league to win a ring. love dame, think he's going to be an nba champ in a year, and this is a bit overkill