Emerald

28 | fem switch | artist | craft maker | yaoi enjoyer | 18+ content| don’t message me to sell me shit I’m not gunna buy it.

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@kirawontmiss I had to fight to get LOA when my dad was hospitalized. He was in a coma and his job kept declining LOA because we needed his signature… that he couldn’t give because he was IN A COMA.

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@3am_mp2 You looked beautiful before hand. You had a good ass.

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@xikxok Just ask them for extra napkins

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@3am_mp2 I don’t even wanna do a surgery for my deviated septum and my dr says it’s necessary. There’s no way I’m gunna do a surgery I don’t need

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@nicolepapa4 @Tovialuv6 And it’s a “good deal” if Kroger has the buy three and get them for $7.99 each

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@BM13Katyusha @Mysterious_Rex_ @tgmt_nikkitine But in all honesty if I call your business and it’s a fucking robot trying to take my order I am never gonna go to your fucking restaurant and I’m not placing an order.

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@LubisRasyah @PhelanRistar @fantazy_geek36 @MemesUpMyAss I��ll be an asshole to people who have no empathy for people who overcame suicide. Defending somebody who’s rude as fuck makes you just as much as a douche.

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@PhelanRistar @fantazy_geek36 @MemesUpMyAss You can hate your life in solitude because I can tell you nobody here gives a fuck. You wanna be an asshole just do it already so we don’t have to deal with you.

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@privateacc67011 @amenotamelia Especially because people often buy instagram followers

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@crazyclips_ All these women are like “it’s her body let her be happy!” But she is like anorexic sticking bones with Botox added on top of it. That’s extremely dangerous for your body. with how little muscle she has on her the doctors shouldn’t have preformed on her.

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@Serferone09 @allnight_longX It can’t be gay since he’s wearing socks.

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@xxxxx @lakeyjjk @hey_vladilena If you’re already broke and have welfare, you will not be able to get a loan to even be in debt to start a business

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@xxxxx @lakeyjjk @hey_vladilena You need to have money for that. Can’t be broken start a business.

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@PnutNiggah @wheretfisjen You put it around yourself to make your dick girthier or longer. They come textured as well.

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@xxxxx @lakeyjjk @hey_vladilena Some people don’t serve a good purpose in life, so you either come to terms with it or change it. Sometimes your calling is just flipping burgers at McDonald’s with 30k in credit card debt. Or you figure out how to change it by getting a better job. Shits not easy

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@HeidiAbrahamson @MorganHybrid1 Google Gemini is wrong yet again. I’ve seen orange is the new black 3 times, This is from Season 3 Episode 12.

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@OneOfThree76 @SavageAuraDrip @NoContextHumans As a food safety coach, there are problems with touching food with fake fingernails. It looks like she has fake nails and that’s a breeding ground for bacteria. If you have painted nails you are REQUIRED to wear gloves. You don’t have the option of bare handed tasks.

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@cosyposter I’m weak I can’t even drink a shot of espresso without it keeping me up 12+ hours

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@phukbothparties @MichielWorkwize I get that but also if the employee does not work for you anymore, sending them emails to an employee email that they most likely are not even signed into anymore, Is not gonna get them to return something because they won’t see the fucking email.

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@yipopov @popwavesx You just don’t have a sense of humor then.