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number oneㅤ ͏ ͏ ͏ㅤ＼ㅤ ͏ ͏ ͏ㅤfanㅤ!

[artemis lula da silva 🐊 0️⃣ @st4rspfc_]

“mom, I'm gay” ok
“mom, I'm a lesbian” ok
“mom, I'm trans” ok
“mom, I'm a furry” ok
“mom, I'm therian” ok
“mom, I'm non-binary” ok

“mom, sam wilson is not my captain america”

[Camilo @socavoness]

Alguien se acuerda de esta goat?

[🦪 albert 🦪 @ILOVEP00]

how it feels to go outside with greasy hair

[✶ tune @tuneofwind]

how it feels to cry about a fictional characters death

[selfpaglu. @maramarvellous_]

doomscrolling on twitter feels much more productive than doomscrolling on instagram like i’m just reading

[Hustlanani @hustlanani]

#IDontWannaKnow #KeepMeOutOfTheLoop
#DoNotInformMe #NotInterestedInKnowing #IgnorancelsBliss #UninvolveMelmmediately

[chido @justChidozie]

Asians on twitter the past 3 days:

[Bitty Syrup @bittysyrup]

Those are my two most favorite comments of all time

[Alondra @_stRAAWbrry]

Profe que le parece si mejor me evalúa el chorro de sangre que me va a salir de la yugular cuando me mate en su puta cara

[ourple🟣🟣 Minty @mintyyyyy7]

i hate this style of images

[oxcrow @oxcrows]

In Japan, a short bow is mutual greeting, so the deer also bowed back.

A deep bow means "I did something bad. Please forgive me."

The deer decided to not forgive.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

in 2007 boy george handcuffed a sex worker to a wall and beat him with a chain. the man, named audun carlson, eventually broke free and ran into the street naked crying for help. he’s said he was in therapy for eight years and still won’t meet new people bc he gets too anxious

[nive DIOS del aura @desconcertantte]

como me siento cuando como más de dos veces en un día

[Miserable Hog @sadhog12]

My least favorite part of the day is when my penis falls off right before bed and I have to chase it around and put it back on

[Peter Gibis 🕷️ @Amzng_Peter]

O que eu acho que vão fazer comigo se eu pedir um copo d'água quando tô na casa de alguém