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[madam💅🏼 @jummy_juu]

I am loved and i know it❤️💞💞💞💞

[Zabby ♡ @Africanzabby]

if you ever see my nipples through my shirt just know that i know

[Ifediche @esther_stan]

I called one Big head and ended up with a story on why they didn’t press his head after birth and how he wished he could fix it . I became a therapist.

[Jola @Jollz]

Need a quick $75,000

[Ruffrasta official @Ruffrasta1]

This is your ambulances, hospitals, pipe borne water, electricity and good roads joined together in one person’s home.

[Adika @Adikastakes]

PVC registration ends in 15 days, please go and get your voters card🙏🏽
https://t.co/SHb1n91fYK

[co-creator with God. 🥼🩺 @MaryRoseMalomo]

Period boobs look so damn good and then go on to hurt like crazy.

[MOFOLA🌺✨ @FOLA41419978]

“Am I your mate”

-person wey don suck my breast😂

[Freyy @Freyy_is]

i’m seriously considering hosting an adult spelling bee. it’s time to separate the “your” people from the “you’re” people once and for all.

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

Turning off WhatsApp notifications and only seeing messages when you open the app is a different level of isolation.

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

Please raise your daughters to have hobbies, interests, and academics...so when they become adults and middle-aged women they have something to talk about besides a man.

[madam💅🏼 @jummy_juu]

Lmaoooo

[Muna @Munalozy]

Women.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

I don’t care how bad life gets I’m not watching lοve iѕland

[5N-Jaiye @slimsuki_]

I see you people piling on Peller, it’s not just him
It’s Gege, it’s nons minaj, it’s Carter Efe, Saida boj. Etc

[Nanj the Dj✨ @NanjieGalgalo]

I’m not lying to my friends about a bum ass nigga😂😂

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i am at the age where i understand that paying a little extra for convenience and comfort is absolutely okay.

[B.O.J. @iamolamidebabs]

“I don’t understand” a statement in Nigeria that means I clearly understand you but I want to confirm your audacity…

[rea💕 @ellaaaaaarrr]

And I hope you men know that a woman’s appearance during pregnancy is significantly influenced by the quality of your semen?

[𝐀𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐘 𝐀𝐃𝐀 @Auntyadaa]

She’s judging asf 🤣😭😭

[ēdē @theidi_]

I want someone who wants to talk to me daily

[leti @Letangmohlala]

“I am going to marry you” only works if I also want to marry you, otherwise it’s a threat to my life