Jesse Olsson

Human being, likes stuff

[Jesse Olsson @jumpcarefully]

@OpenAI Alarm clock for android that addresses my most common problem: negative mental associations with the alarm sounds.

Might polish it up in the future but it works. You can just open it in android studio and click run and it'll run.

https://t.co/kh8oBmsq7B

#OpenAIDevDay2026

[Jesse Olsson @jumpcarefully]

#secretlab

[Jesse Olsson @jumpcarefully]

Stoked to be attending the #TSCongress conference today!

[Matthewせいじ @matthewseiji]

Medieval peasant [staring at my phone]: I understand this tweet just fine

Me: …and the Dorito?

Medieval peasant [crunching]: It’s alright

[Jesse Olsson @jumpcarefully]

@jasonhowell @ronxo @Ohthatflo about the signal sms news--Google currently prevents anyone besides themselves and OEMs from creating RCS apps. They only allow third party apps like signal to access SMS https://t.co/8eRlT6SxFq (note story updates)

[Jesse Olsson @jumpcarefully]

@Ihnatko I got a similar cocktail last week. Be sure to to plan lighter work the following day if you can 🙂

[Jesse Olsson @jumpcarefully]

@spotifypodcasts less successful when exclusive to spotify

[em ✨🏴‍☠️ moved to bsky @emcolbs]

A widow's life isn't nearly as bad as it's made out to be 🎨

#ofmd #ofmdcosplay #ourflagmeansdeath

[Jesse Olsson @jumpcarefully]

@DAckermanNews @how2saveaplanet Your show reached and inspired lots of folks. When I first signed up for sunrise htsap came up in the breakout room. Looking forward to what you do next

[kristen roos @kris10roos]

ok one more :)
#HENreunion
100 @ 5 xtz
https://t.co/pU9hxI8ZUX

[Anna Lucia @annaluciacodes]

autumn is slowly settling in🍂

[Jesse Olsson @jumpcarefully]

Apple is an organization of people. Saying "only apple can do x" is equivalent to saying "only this one group of people can do x". It is harmful that apple repeats this language at every apple press event.

[Jesse Olsson @jumpcarefully]

this is a #MK8D #NintendoSwitch

[Jesse Olsson @jumpcarefully]

i totally meant to ricochet this banana off this boulder #MK8D #NintendoSwitch

[Jesse Olsson @jumpcarefully]

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[Jesse Olsson @jumpcarefully]

More info: https://t.co/ewl9JYxqXV

[Jesse Olsson @jumpcarefully]

@backlon Thank you so much for your journalism in the decade I've been reading/watching/listening dieter. It's meant a lot to me. Excited to see where google can go with you in the mix :)