sneaky catpaws

filthy casual cat, used to play bideo games but now I am boring, follow for Terrible content and cat picture retweets thx

[sneaky catpaws @jumperforce]

check out cleft of dimensions! old school MUD inspired by classic video games.

https://t.co/WeGtRFLDjh
visit our discord for help getting started: https://t.co/sQ92gENZZW (if you make a character, you'll get main channel access and can chat with us any time!)

[sneaky catpaws @jumperforce]

taking a hopefully long break from twitter. no one did anything don't worry it's just an overall negative experience and I hate it lol

if anyone needs me for whatever reason I'm @.pascal#8816 on discord thanks

[sneaky catpaws @jumperforce]

@Forcebalance both wonderous and horrendous experiences with wild blackberries truly

[sneaky catpaws @jumperforce]

@Forcebalance actually I have another wild blackberry story, when playing some kind of chase tag game in the woods as a kid I barreled into blackberry bushes and was absolutely wrecked. I remember sitting in my underwear on the table as my mom put salve basically everywhere

[sneaky catpaws @jumperforce]

this makes me feel so much better about the sugar content of donuts

[Mark Milligan @MarkMilliganDPT]

Would you eat 6 donuts?

#Perspective.

#nutrition #food #health

[sneaky catpaws @jumperforce]

@Forcebalance I used to eat wild blackberries that grew in my yard all the time, I didn't know what they were. they were so sweet and good and blackberries from the store are sour. for the longest time I thought I had just found some magical wild berry no one knew about (I was young ok)

[sneaky catpaws @jumperforce]

meanwhile this bunny is entirely unconcerned with me, she has been wandering around me as I've been doing stuff out here with complete disregard. am I that non-threatening?

[sneaky catpaws @jumperforce]

aw... I found this on the ground and picked it up not knowing what it was. a little bird nest must have fallen out of the tree :/

[sneaky catpaws @jumperforce]

@Tiapriestess @MVP_MissCheetah I use it constantly and I've never been uh careful with it. I never thought it would last this long and as far as I can tell visually it's not even anywhere close to empty. best investment of my life tbh

[sneaky catpaws @jumperforce]

if you can find a way into a wholesale store, you should get one of those big boxes of plastic wrap. they're less than $10 and I haven't run out in over 2 years. 3000 square feet baby

[sneaky catpaws @jumperforce]

today I learned that wasps can recognize human faces and remember human schedules so goodbye I am leaving the earth

[sneaky catpaws @jumperforce]

@Tiapriestess @MVP_MissCheetah yup that's the exact one I have!

[sneaky catpaws @jumperforce]

@TaigaLily_ to be fair I'd eat purple before orange

[sneaky catpaws @jumperforce]

ice pops, all are perfect, except orange and purple, which are pure evil

[lucy @wiseheartruther]

it's dead summer. your mom comes home from the store with THESE. what do u call these and what is the best color?

[sneaky catpaws @jumperforce]

me online: this is the dumbest thing I've ever read
me online again later: this is the dumbest thing I've ever read

[Kaji | 火事 🔥 @LoloFennec]

SOMEONE ON FACEBOOK USED THAT SNAPCHAT FILTER ON THEIR CAT

I CANNOT BREATHE 🤣🤣🤣

[sneaky catpaws @jumperforce]

@InfrnalSunshine it would be awful to end up calling someone and it turns out the kid is just nap resistant but you also don't want to not do anything if the child is in fact being harmed. tough call tbqh I'm sorry

[sneaky catpaws @jumperforce]

@InfrnalSunshine it's entirely normal for them to scream like they're being ripped apart just because they're like, tired. what's important is differentiating between the different cries. it's impossible to tell without comparison. :/