Lotta

Norge ♡

[Lotta @jumpflyturtle]

He answered me on 11th of august. #alwaysremember 😂

[Virgin Radio Calgary @VirginRadioYYC]

#MondayMotivation

[Kevin McHale @druidDUDE]

I think the whole world just exhaled.

[Katie Levans @katie_levans]

Nevada looking at Georgia because no one wants to be the first to submit numbers that send Biden to 270 because they know they’ll get mobbed by Trump supporters.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

[as we all leave the house]

6-year-old: I want to stay home.

Me: You can't watch yourself.

6: I'll use a mirror.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

8-year-old: When do we have to go back to school?

Me: Two months.

8: Too soon.

[Lotta @jumpflyturtle]

I didn't know that it's possible to be my age and not know how to swim 🙊🙈

[Lotta @jumpflyturtle]

You know it's warm in your kitchen when the honey that was supposed to be creamy is completely fluid 🤔😅

[Den tysk-norske skolen i Oslo @TyskNorskSkole]

Kjære @sprakradet ,etter tidenes hetebølge og nyheter om at skoler i Norge må stenge pga varmen burde dere kanskje vurdere å innføre et nytt ord som allerede finnes i tyske ordbøker: «hitzefrei» = schul-, arbeitsfrei wegen großer Hitze ☀️👉🏻 «hetefri»😉 https://t.co/bYM5qAe93g

[Lotta @jumpflyturtle]

I wrote a mail yesterday, saying that I was 24, oops. Stupid birthday that changes that number every year again when I just got used to saying the right one

[Lotta @jumpflyturtle]

@redlynxlady @_kisu Dann kann er nicht mehr weglaufen

[Lotta @jumpflyturtle]

@_kisu @Heidi96_ Aber auch lustig ☺☺

[Lotta @jumpflyturtle]

@_kisu @Heidi96_ Oder eins funktioniert und eins nicht ☺

[Lotta @jumpflyturtle]

@_kisu @Heidi96_ Gut, dann hast du zwei, vielleicht geht's dann wieder ☺

[Lotta @jumpflyturtle]

@_kisu Jep 😠

[Lotta @jumpflyturtle]

Ok so my flatmate just put all my bathroom utensils away and I have no idea why nor where she put them 😐😠

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

3-year-old: Did you know girls can do everything boys can do?

Me: That’s right.

3: Even the stupid stuff.

[Lotta @jumpflyturtle]

It's cool how lonely you can feel. Especially on stupid commercial days like mother's Day and stuff

[Lotta @jumpflyturtle]

@_kisu Haha 🤗 schon gut ❤☺

[SWR3 @swr3]

Trump hat angekündigt, dass er nach Großbritannien kommt. Tausende Briten wollen ihm einen besonderen Empfang bereiten und "American Idiot" von Green Day zurück in die Charts holen. https://t.co/I0jLOectCi