🚩 RED FLAGS IN SOFTWARE ENGINEERS 🚩
-uses macOS
-uses ChatGPT
-drinks pour over coffee
-can't reverse a linked list
-uses more than 1 monitor
-tries new languages for "fun"
-doesn't push to prod on friday (live a little?)
-works on side projects outside of work
-actually does the mega backdoor Roth IRA
-builds mechanical keyboards (zero personality)
-makes less than 500k (borderline homeless)
-owns a mouse (use vim?)
-needs code reviews before merging (have some confidence)
-hobbies include "rock climbing" (grow up)
-uses languages with garbage collection (pick up after yourself?)
-actually reads documentation (i just threw up in my mouth a little)
@1CEOofTrying@CaucasianJames This isn't true. It contains the get data and some of that is likely necessary, especially for tracking and referral stuff
@Fredo_Cxielarko @jaundiced_i@Fancysnacksapp Live in Leicester and Nottingham and got all the apps in both. As for my spelling of centre I guess I'm just dumb 😂🤷♂️ i also deliver on my bike for deliveroo, ubereats and just eat so i have a decent idea :)
@coffeebreak_YT It's not cool but i don't get how it's a scam seeing as they've clearly paid for commercial licenses on the photos so they can use them how they want after modification right?