Brianne

just sharin my personal stoned thoughts and the occasional song lyric, also live tweetin shitty situations ig: @jumpingnarwhal

[Brianne @jumpingnarwhal]

My dr put me on ritalin for ADHD at 26, I've never been more productive during a day off in my life.

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

RT for no good reason.

[Brianne @jumpingnarwhal]

My new neighbor just came over to say hello. He gave me two groceries bags full of Xbox games. I love it here.

[Brianne @jumpingnarwhal]

I accidentally just wrote "fuck me timbers" and now I'm cracking up

[Brianne @jumpingnarwhal]

I'd take you out for a nice seafood dinner, and then probably call you again.

[Brianne @jumpingnarwhal]

HIM walked so @LilNasX could run. I'm so here for it.

[Brianne @jumpingnarwhal]

Therapist: how would you rate your anxiety lately?
Me: oh Uhm, on a scale of 1-kermit the dog? I'm about here

[Brianne @jumpingnarwhal]

@adtr new album is literally gonna be my summer anthem, I don't make the rules. two days out and I haven't stopped listening to it

[Brianne @jumpingnarwhal]

When did it become socially acceptable to fucking cough on food service workers during a global pandemic when we're not even asking you to fucking leave for not wearing a mask even though it's fucking mandatory? #wearthefuckingmaskyoudiseasespreadinggremlin #COVID19

[Brianne @jumpingnarwhal]

Give me fucking greatness
Or give me nothing at all

[Brianne @jumpingnarwhal]

I can't stop watching @bradmondonyc and now I'm going to cut and colour my own hair this weekend. My only guide will be Brad's spirit. #livingmyextralife

[Brianne @jumpingnarwhal]

I'm so in love with @otepofficial, your music has changed me in such an incredible way. You've saved me from myself countless times and I cannot thank you enough. After leaving an abusive relationship, I've found so much strength in myself through your music. Thank you 🖤

[Brianne @jumpingnarwhal]

@meatcanyon concept idea: alexa

[Brianne @jumpingnarwhal]

When emo kids grow up, we're still just emo but with better style and money

[Brianne @jumpingnarwhal]

Why tf can't I find the video of @JoshRamsay on a table in a burger king then he just biffs off the table, please advise

[Brianne @jumpingnarwhal]

Got a word wrong but typography is a pain in my ass and I'm not fucking changing it.

[Brianne @jumpingnarwhal]

I've been turning my pain into peaches 🍑 @grandson @kflay #XX #peaches #sketch

[Brianne @jumpingnarwhal]

@grandson Ducks have corkscrew shaped dicks, if a female duck doesn't want sex, shell change the direction of her corkscrew vagine and the dude duck's dick falls off 🤷

[Brianne @jumpingnarwhal]

@Sysco train your employees in food safety, this isn't food safe. Raw chicken on top of fresh produce? Andy 🤦