J

well bluesky i made it, despite your directions

[J @jumpjamluvr]

Auckland FC 26/27 squad just going to be two guys called lachie

[Auckland FC @fc_auckland]

Liam Gillion departs the club to explore other opportunities at the end of his contract.

Been a pleasure Gilly. 🤝

[hangicel @hangicel]

New Zealand is an inherently cuckolded nation. It's on our flag, even.

[J @jumpjamluvr]

@BigRed_AKLD_FC it should've just been our kit, so much nicer than the 25/26 home kit

[CFCDan @DannCFC21]

"Sarpreet Singh is stuck at the top of Mount Cook, we'll have to start Jesse Randall"
Darren Bazeley:

[J @jumpjamluvr]

@rustie5555 @nzsd bill splitting is acceptable so long as it's by item

[Bob @F1_Bobb]

If Darren Bazeley starts Sapreet Singh against Belgium, I will write a formal letter to New Zealand Football asking for his resignation.

Dead baller

[J @jumpjamluvr]

@msinghal3 legend

[J @jumpjamluvr]

someone somewhere surely has a pic of me holding the lazer-kiwi-blowing-up-pyramid flag at the entrance to the Egypt game

[J @jumpjamluvr]

@Yarny09 oh yep got that one! was holding it up on the way into the stadium for a while, quite a few people took pictures I'm hoping one shows up

[J @jumpjamluvr]

@Yarny09 please legend

[J @jumpjamluvr]

@AlexanderAuty wait really that's metal

[Josh @trillyelliot]

was just starting to calm down about this but this is even worse than I realised at the time lol

[J @jumpjamluvr]

apparently this legend was right behind me for most of the march bummed to have not realised at the time

[Zealand @theoldzealand]

Finally get to watch my New Zealand boys for the first time

Kia Ora

[Liv @Liv_Agar]

Vocal stim of the week:

[Eyup Lovely @eyuplovely]

I know what you’re thinking. The biggest majority in a generation. A historic landslide, a singular mandate, zero organised opposition. How is it even possible for me to fuck this up?

Refill your popcorn. You’ll love this next part.

[J @jumpjamluvr]

really quite impressive how much you can trace the 1980s back as the progenitor for so many of today's issues

[J @jumpjamluvr]

@itsajin @TheRealALM Winner plays New Zealand*

[J @jumpjamluvr]

near complete right-wing victory in Wellington's golden mile saga and these moaps can't even celebrate that they've won

[anna s @annaspaanner]

@jumpjamluvr That’s what you get with greens in charge! I’ve lived in Wellington a lot longer than you and paid more rates, the worst decade ever! Stupid planning, zero outcome.

[J @jumpjamluvr]

Your poor stepmother.

[J @jumpjamluvr]

this is so fucking epic

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

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