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I'm not Insane, My mother had me tested. | brown Clarence Kennedy | phd in your mom | Cant follow instructions | Imposter syndrome haver | Delusional

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My new bit is to send “jokes” tha make no sense to my coworkers on teams without any context

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The venn diagram of people who cant fucking drive and shop at trader joes has to be like 90% overlapping

[memes.xlsx @ExcelHumor]

me tomorrow

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Cant get caught liking labubu dubai chocolate videos

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Me under my car with Harbor freight jackstands(elite ball knowledge required for this one)

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

When a beaver fells a tree it pauses mid chew to listen for cues about its fall direction

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Me when the senior engineer who rarely replies finally replies and answers my questions with more questions, like big dawgg

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I could teach a class on cross contamination(how to do it properly)

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In my back gets tight after sneezing era

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Its 4pm(est) on a friday, i just got a very senior engineer involved in an issue, time to pull the classic

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Just realized im an adult and I can store my shoes in the Oven(right next to the entrance btw) if i want to

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Grown ahh man wearing white linen pants that look like joggers on a Tuesday morning

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Mfs are wearing linen pants to work

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@donsandkings My name jeff

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Wonder if its okay to talk about your bowel movement at work in mexico…..only one way to find out

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Fantastic 4 is a waste of time

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Wana send this to the hr mf who doesnt reply to me(minus the heart cause im trying not to cuss him out)

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Every once in a while i am reminded of penn station and have to look up pictures of its interior before it was demolished. One of nycs biggest Ls Frr