jumpy_is_ez

21, taken. poser from seattle

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@EmbarkZero heh.. hi enzo

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i saw this and my first thought was "only 4.50 a gallon?" i think i should blow my shit smoov off lad

[Alba 🔜 NYFB @Albatross243]

Gas is deadass $4.50 a gallon dude, the day we get the Big Beautiful Notification im drinking til I pass out

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@EmbarkZero new banner: i lie

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@koolvetica

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i have opinions on this topic :)

[(commissions closed) Howie @howzanet]

I'm not a furry I hate being associated with the furry fandom and i don't consider myself a furry anyways here's my fursona and here's furry art but don't call me a furry ok

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@AnotherNetUser i worked there we used to do that every time someone asked for deep dish

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maybe the boomers are right cuz how are yall complaining about a phone call you willingly pay for the ability to receive.. its a phone.. for calling...

[Deuce ❤️🔱🖤 @Def_Not_Deuce]

"hey you busy?"
"nah wassup"
*incoming call*

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@gaycheesegirl @koolvetica did a shady author reach out to you recently

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describing a loving and fulfilling relationship to an american:
ok so imagine a burger

[Spongebob Best Friedn Lost HHP @bajablstdeeznut]

#burgertwt

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do NOT crack her this bitch gave me whatsapp pussy

[Patchy #SETHTWT @NeverPatchy]

green

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@AnotherNetUser

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american lesbians flirting:

ok so imagine a burger and like... girls or something

[gwen @tooosweeeet]

idk why people say flirting is hard

[kris 💭 higurashi ch. 3 @koolvetica]

just made some buuulllshiiiitttt #gaster

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@evilsockz ive had like 8 people send me this tweet because of my stupid chud username please have mercy

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trans woman discovers the sex pest behavior they were allowed to get away with when they identified as a man doesnt just magically become socially acceptable now that they identify as a woman

[wayne @citrushemlock]

I think young trans girls first exposure to transbian communities being like 50% intox noncon doggirl petplay stuff is probably developmentally harmful tbh

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@AnotherNetUser @spectralwoofer_ introducing kale

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@AnotherNetUser hop on

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@AnotherNetUser @EmbarkZero wheres my invite

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@AnotherNetUser when the pong porn artist starts posting L faps so i genuinely have to blow my shit #smooveoff