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living life AI can only dream of

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I’m going to stick by this one for a bit, nicotine is a wild drug ! (Useful sometimes too)

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Got asked if I still do snus today. Said that I didn’t really. I should have said something closer along the lines of ‘I’ll use it if it serves a purpose’ - but that feels a little cunty to say… just me ? Fuck , I hate it when that happens

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@realDonaldTrump Love new hats :)

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America is finally united 🕊

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@feeldCo It's okay. I can patiently wait to message people who don't reply to me anyway xoxox (it's not you, or me, its them)

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@anothercohen You have the rest of your life to make sure you’re working for the ‘right’ company in the right industry. If you can find a job that will meet your families needs and will also give you access to your extended family then why not ?

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@AnichaHC Nice, thanks for the 101

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@AnichaHC can you teach me Twitter? Serious question

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@AnichaHC Literally just ground rules would be nice

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I want my tombstone to have the words ‘He wrote like no one was reading, because mostly no one was’

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@AnichaHC Nah but this can’t actually be real

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Was doing incline sit up throws with a 20kg plate and someone working came and told me they had soft balls I could use and for some reason the first thing I said was that the fear of death drove me to work harder. No more small talk for me today xxx

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‘I’ve stopped buying crystals recently because I realised they aren’t ethically sourced’ - 2021 is hitting capitalists where it hurts

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Protein farts are a fine whiskey. Beer farts are cheap pilsner. Real ones understand 🙈✍️🤯😎🙏😌🥰👘👘🙊🙊😌😌😌😌

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@forfaengelig_ SAD OLD PEOPLE THINGS HIT DIFFERENT

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@theprayagtiwari @elonmusk Ur mum is not

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@hotniqqha @elonmusk But did u

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@elonmusk Breaking news: Elon Musk releases his own crypto currency tied to the absolute value of Time. Critics are in awe, skeptics; silenced. Hotel? Trivago

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@AnichaHC Ur welcome for the content idea