ash

literate. no felonies

[Ava @noampomsky]

very struck by this tiktok where a divorce attorney said the best heterosexual relationship dynamic is “evil witch devoted henchman”

[ash @jundtrat]

espn keeps getting the scorebug info wrong today. put me in coach

[Miss Nakamura @missnakamura333]

Emails are turn based combat

[ash @jundtrat]

she’s crocheting, he’s reciting Beowulf in the original Old English

[Eddie @chacaranda]

That time again

[ash @jundtrat]

@Sociolinguini you just don’t know the right people

[ash @jundtrat]

@frozenpandaman @Sociolinguini Have they ever said yes

[Tetra @greenTetra_]

alright heres what you need to know

[ash @jundtrat]

@Sociolinguini is this about me or mitchell

[lingstitute2023 @lingstitute2023]

Safe travels to everyone on their way to #LSAInstitute2023! See you in Amherst soon!! @LingSocAm

[ash @jundtrat]

@Sociolinguini I just got this

[ash @jundtrat]

@Sociolinguini Roddy

[Cole “sick flips” D’beverage @Sociolinguini]

I'm excited (but also very nervous) to speak at 8th International Conference on Language Documentation & Conservation https://t.co/PeW7216uUg @ICLDC_HI #icldc8 @sched

Feel free to ask me more questions after the session!

[ash @jundtrat]

theres an awful lot of trees in california

[saturn’s PR agent @divinatorydoll]

misery business makes me feel like i could lift up the pentagon with one arm and throw it into the atlantic ocean

[ash @jundtrat]

“she/he thinks he’s all that and a bag of chips”

[ok then 🐡 @AScribbledEagle]

He's just Wile E Coyote running off cliffs every time he goes to work. Truly incredible work