Leo Helmar

Erstwhile food blogger living in culinary purgatory.

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...one time for xmas or my birthday. I listened to it so much the grooves wore out. What a great record. Thanks, @patchop

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I've always seen him through that lens. He is sort of god-like to me. Patchop is the originator. She also gave me an LP of Viatlogy...

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Watching Pearl Jam on Austin City Limits. My sister used to have this picture of Eddie on her wall that said "The High Priest of Grunge".

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@patchop I've checked it out a bit, yeah. You're welcome to borrow it or whatnot.

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@patchop Wowser. I didn't know you had such strong feelings about your Soylent Green. It's very nice looking.

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@patchop Those jars are sure full of something, alright. What is that, Soylent Green?

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I wonder if Chief can carve out some time for me. Being the unofficial mayor of Bumtown probably burdens him with a hectic schedule.

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If anyone has any good ideas for my new podcast, shoot 'em over. I need to start thinking of wacky guests to have on...

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Man, I'm going to start my own podcast. I think the format is amazing, but there aren't many reliably good shows online right now.

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@Dameshek Go ahead and throw a ball gag in the mouth of the Shek republic. All your fans have moved on, anyway.

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@Dameshek Dave, I am so disappointed in you right now. I can't believe you would sink to the depths of banning me from DoT message board.

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Wow. Highlight of my life. I've apparently been banned from posting on @2daves message board. The podcast that hates its listeners.

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@kt_money Blaster Girl! Tell me something good about Daves of Thunder. You can be the voice that calms the BTL masses.

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@ACEBroadcasting Yo! Aceman! What the hell is going on with the Daves of Thunder pod? Can someone light a fire under their asses or what?

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@Dameshek Dave! Why can't you communicate with the BTLs? Please just keep us in the loop about what's happening with the Daves of Thunder.

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@patchop God, that would be soooo funny if I brought Chunks on a leash and made like a little work space for him.

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@patchop Bowels, yes. Muffed that one. I should bring Chunks to work. He's kind of like Zach Galifinakis as a cat. He just needs a sweater.

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@patchop Yeah, I love them dumps like Dolly munching on the kitty roca. God, she eats cat shit like she's trying to bankrupt Chunks' bowls.

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If my asshole was 80, I'd hope it would be like Jerry Lewis. You know, kinda zany and strangely bloated-looking. Maybe liquored up...

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@patchop Alright world, you're on notice. I'm going to eat pel'meni one more time in my life just so I can empirically state that it's awful