junee22

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http://t.co/fi3A9HaoI0 Twitter is working worse than a dollar store pregnancy test.

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http://t.co/aYcxfDv18n It's chilly this morning. I should let my nipples do the typing.

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http://t.co/DRkax1ujIG Sad to think this is the tallest I'll ever be, barring some kind of awesome mutation.

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http://t.co/bqnwfxVpfG Sorry champ, but getting "promoted" from fries to drive-thru is not a promotion.

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"I need a lady in a sheet who is not permitted out in the streets." -Taliban man looking for love http://t.co/MGYUdtXr3Y

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A study have shown that there are actually twice as many boobs than women. http://t.co/plfHiMePMN

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There is nothing worse than watching the new guy at Subway make your sandwich. http://t.co/94UkdAQvso

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Accidentally triple-knotted my laces so I guess I'm wearing these shoes for the rest of my life. http://t.co/iw7vFSucK7

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http://t.co/vxQZjPybcW Every day, my face wakes up 3-4 hours after the rest of me.

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http://t.co/qp83uTsbtG In Hidden Valley, childhood obesity is covered up in creamy ranch dressing.

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http://t.co/UVLfkNOWHI If you have more than zero bumper stickers on your car you have too many.

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http://t.co/oTLIfeI2Ot Is there anything sexier than a woman who reads? Yes: Models.

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No matter how many times I call the hospital to complain, they won't recall my baby. http://t.co/e9rcO2zBBR

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I wish I lived in the 1950's, because I have a few songs I want to record about my postman. http://t.co/WvlSsjruih

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Deleting your Facebook is the new regaining your dignity. http://t.co/fFkEa4F7OB

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http://t.co/JbPVKdDR25 "It's not you, it's me. " - twins looking at family photos

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"I liked small butts. I was lying." - Sir Mix-A-Lot's teary deathbed confession http://t.co/vwpsO67RKU

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Ran out of Manila envelops. Off to the Philippines. http://t.co/yKK38CcpIy

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http://t.co/zXIAWZZA9b I wish I lived in the 1950's, because I have a few songs I want to record about my postman.

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http://t.co/3LuuPfApoP If you have more than zero bumper stickers on your car you have too many.