madeline

no

[sulky . . @sulky80715248]

i have nothing left to say to you other than every single thought that crosses my mind

[jennie🌷 @maobabie]

🥲

[oatmeal influencer @acechhh]

she’s a girl’s girl. i sense that

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Strollers from 100 years ago

[helena riley @freshhel]

U guys have to shut up about le creuset pots bc i know most of u are lying. u do not gaf about that pan

[jimmy @JIMMYEDGAR]

source? i put my ear to a conch shell & heard it in the sounds of the ocean

[TB4A.com @TheBig4Tweets]

me when a client records the wrong journal entry: dumbass

me getting a review note: how did you expect me to know that

[madeline @junem___]

@chunkyfila you will.

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

when ppl don’t want me to live la vida loca I can tell. It’s in their eyes

[Sylvia Plath. @unabridgedplath]

How can you be so many women to so many people, oh you strange girl?

[clay ⛷️ @hanfjob]

letting my girlfriend out to run around in the yard

[mika @themikalaleeann]

the only way to not let adhd win is to NOT. SIT. DOWN.

[dogfightin @dogfightin]

I want a breaking bad sequel where Skyler remarries and the exact same thing happens again

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

need you guys to try something for me when you get a chance. the next time you’re going to get your car washed, stop inside and get a hot dog first. then eat it in the car. it’s awesome

[juicy j @therealjuicyj]

Even when I smoke weed & be crazy high I still can feel the demons presence

[madeline @junem___]

@pissboymcgee i need that dog

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

Why did America have to have a froyo craze instead of a gelato craze we could have been something