Junglenuts

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[Cerebral Assassin @xysist]

6,000 is a lot of money by any standards to any ordinary Kenyan who earns an honest living

For example, someone earning Ksh 100,000 gross their net salary is 70,441. 6,000 is 8.5% of their salary.

Only 397,541 Kenyans earn 100k or more in Kenya formal sector with 262,555 being men. With 31.6m adults that’s just 0.8% of the adult population. Crazy , right ?

[LiciousMuthoni🥀 @muriukishar]

As someone who quit, these were my best cigarettes in no particular order:
• First morning cig
• After sex
• Mid jaba
• Sharing with your lover
• When stressed and/or thinking a lot
• Drunk cig
• When super angry and I'm trying to calm myself down (breathing exercises)

[️ ️ ️ ️•°• @StrenjaDenja]

mimi hufanya guesswork mpaka nilambe sehem inafanya binti aseme "fuuuuuuuuc" alafu nasustain attacks huko vile teams za EPL hupenda kushambulia side ya Trent

[🐉🏍️ @Kamau266]

Some men might never experience the genuine side of women juu huwa mnadate broken na traumatized women haha

[Cerebral Assassin @xysist]

Girls who do this >>>

[Dexter's Laboratory @wh1zzyouttahere]

You do not want a job where you're not doing anything, trust me

[Junglenuts @jungl3nuts]

Corporate jamani

[Junglenuts @jungl3nuts]

I used to pray for times like these!🥺

[Mwende. 🇰🇪 @Zed_shantall]

Zimepatana, simu, fridge, washing machine..Jowiii!

[Helmut👑 @_new_empire_]

This clip is amazing. I always wondered what true athletic, combative swordfighting would look like amongst people who didn't spend their lives sitting down. Reenactors always look awkward, too much stiffness in the hips, etc. These guys move like wind, incredible athleticism.

[Ty Ngachira @anto_ty]

"Do you have a big t shirt or something more comfortable?"

[🕊 @sirtrickzz]

life when a nigga finally gets his turn

[G @giftchijioke_]

Having a girlfriend who loves sucking dick might just be one of life’s greatest blessings

[Blaze Officiel @B3laze]

Last time someone told me they loved me, kibaki was denying he has hoes live on TV

[Bigstepper @Will_Mureithi]

That cute thing they love doing where they sit on you and say "Ebu Kaa vizuri" and start popping your face pimples whilst landing 100 Kisses per second>>>>>>

Ruto aliharibu nyota yangu wallahi

[Peng @Acedouglas_01]

secretly?? lmao, i love hoes so much, the only problem is when they want me to take them seriously.

[Hull City @HullCity]

Don't say it...
Don't say it...
Don't say it...

...MAULED BY THE TIGERSSSSS 🐯

[Lotto2.0™️ @lottofr_]

You can’t even tell a ho the pussy good nomore you’ll end up in a August Dump 😭