Shaun Ryder

Happy Mondays, Rev Black Grape, Madchester Legend, Jungle Massive, Call The Cops. Parody.

[Shaun Ryder @JungleRyder]

@liamgallagher @liamgallagher boss record 👍🏻

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

Your just a shit meg as you were LG x

[Shaun Ryder @JungleRyder]

@beadyreedy @richyfoster And he loves you. #heyheyhey

[BBC North West @BBCNWT]

Shaun Ryder takes over Manchester Metrolink's tannoy #BBCMusicDay

[Shaun Ryder @JungleRyder]

Met Danny fuckin Dyer today. What a sort.

[Shaun Ryder @JungleRyder]

@lawyer_knights Michael. Michael.

[Tyler Wakstein @TylerWakstein]

What the fuck just happened? #bostonmarathon

[Shaun Ryder @JungleRyder]

What's his fuckin game?
#twistingmymelons
#betfair

[Shaun Ryder @JungleRyder]

Anyone seen my pint?

[Shaun Ryder @JungleRyder]

Just seen The Enemy smash the bollocks off it. What a fuckin band. Proper lads. #heyheyhey

[Shaun Ryder @JungleRyder]

Sat in departures. Gotta fuckin sweat on as just realised I let Bez pack my fuckin case.
#callthecops

[Shaun Ryder @JungleRyder]

Off for a few days recreational.
Keep yourselves entertained and don't do anything I wouldn't fuckin do.
#HeHeHey

[Shaun Ryder @JungleRyder]

Fuckin spot on Love!
“@NicIsWright: @JungleRyder don't u rkn Fatiman looks like Mr Tumnus off of Narnia?”

[Shaun Ryder @JungleRyder]

Haha check Cotton lightin his blunt with a fuckin flamethrower! Good work soft lad!
#HeHeHey

[Shaun Ryder @JungleRyder]

Fuck me Mark. You've known Crissy since she came in. At the same time as everyone else you fuckin knobber.
#twistinmymelon

[Shaun Ryder @JungleRyder]

Fatima. Blokes aren't meant to cry.
Fuckin man up.
#HeHeHey

[Shaun Ryder @JungleRyder]

Thats not fair. Crissy already had 15 fuckin stone on the scales before they even started.
#HeHeHey

[Shaun Ryder @JungleRyder]

Don't mess with the Liverbird Pat.
She'll slice and dice ya and steal ya trainers.
Can u smell what the Rock is cooking?
#HeHeHey

[Shaun Ryder @JungleRyder]

Just fuckin spit it out you bastard.
#callthecops

[Shaun Ryder @JungleRyder]

The last person who fucked me off this much bangin on about stars was Mick fuckin Hucknull. Simply Dread.
#HeHeHey