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[Junglejoose @jungleyjoose]

@philthatremains At this point - meh

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@AustinJustice You are ascending !

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@Asmongold @captive_dreamer @AustinJustice ^^^

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@AustinJustice What if even after they get caught the state doesn't actually prosecute?

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@AustinJustice @Asmongold - ^^^ this guy is listening!

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@AbdulElSayed Dude what a lame joke

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@gumppinatx Dude this guy is vomit inducing

[Junglejoose @jungleyjoose]

@AustinJustice @MayorAdler Ooof ouch - sounds like I can skip the book! Adler sucks!

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@AustinJustice @LADco Savage

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@AustinJustice Truly - we have become California.

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@AustinJustice Fantastic article - well said!

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@AustinJustice @Asmongold bro - your 2% plan in action!

[Ted Cruz @tedcruz]

Utterly indefensible.

[Junglejoose @jungleyjoose]

@theCTO FWIW opencode was awesome until Anthropic got all persnickety

[Dr. Clown, PhD @DrClownPhD]

Classic from when the internet was better...

[Austin Justice @AustinJustice]

@cbsaustin He was a repeat offender.

[Austin Justice @AustinJustice]

In Austin you can stalk your ex at work, call her 89 times in one afternoon, force her to drive you around for hours, drag her across a lawn by her hair, beat her up, jump on her windshield until it shatters, and threaten to poison her dog -- all while a doorbell camera records her screaming "no no no" -- and walk out of jail with time served.

You can sell dealing-weight meth and lead police on a high-speed chase on the same day and get probation for both.

You can abscond from probation, get caught fleeing police a second time, and get more probation

You can have a judge deny your first motion to revoke, walk away from court-ordered treatment, and pick up new strangulation charges, while still on probation for the last set of felonies.

Miguel Chavez is only 27 but has lived the lifetime of a dozen felonious criminals. Austin prosectors and judges have made it possible for him.

[Junglejoose @jungleyjoose]

@sircalebhammer @bonchieredstate Did you see this from @AustinJustice ?

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@by__brittany @DreaHumphrey @RebelNewsOnline Doesn't eating chipotle just do the same thing?!

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@Timcast This is going to be the Epstein binder situation again isn't it