holla

previously described as "lust-filled academic." current liechtenstein maritime law expert.

[holla @jungpadawan]

“actually, no, that’s not the truth, ellen” — dakota johnson, on live tv

[Dave Vescio @DaveVescio]

What was the most powerful scene of a film or TV show that you have ever seen?

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

pov: you just started a new job and everyone’s using acronyms you haven’t learned yet

[zoob @penkindel]

what’s joe biden’s plan to fix the pen’s power play

[Jett 🜲 @iky_fwjett]

being easily laughable is soooooooooo fuuuuuuuun. everyone’s like. that wasn’t even funny. i’m like okay whateve. i’m the most joyous one here

[cass @luv2clomp]

addicted to googling "sandwich near me" at the office every single day just in case a new one opened overnight

[shoshki @cherubiim_]

i think we are at our most kind when we have to walk everywhere, there's a lot of hate in my heart since I started driving

[Shell @Shellerina_]

Being easily laughable is soooo funnnnn. Everyone’s like. That wasn’t even funny. Like okay whatever. I’m the most joyous one here

[wife-ally @dudeimnormal]

no it’s actually trying different sandwiches

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

“let the soft animal of your body love what it loves” but mary oliver my soft animal loves ASPARTAME!!!!!!!!

[taylor hunter @misstayhunter]

Y’all gotta listen to more jazz. Get your nervous system right.

[bring heifer back @__itsniaj]

You don’t need anything from target. Go to a museum instead. You just want to look at stuff.

[N @ignifenyx]

olympics paris 2024 by geoff lowe

[Dan Hausen Numbers @Danno2430]

once again

[Nick 💿 @n__c__l]

I cannot stop laughing at this

[Alexis Nowicki @flyschola1]

Last night I met someone to works in sales and said “wow I’ve never met anyone who works in sails!”, thinking - because I live in an imaginary world much more beautiful than this one - that he makes sails for sailboats

[cameron burger @slameronburger]

texting at work texting when I’m off

[kenzie @pk_kenzie]

Kendrick has inspired me. I realize I have maybe not been hating to my full potential