Yo, store clerk at work, group of niggas roll up threatenin’ him. Bro grabbed the strap and bust shots at the ass—POW POW!
They scattered like roaches.
Self-defense, he good. Don’t start shit, bruh. 😂
In Iran, pedophiles are hanged, in Cuba they are imprisoned for 30 years, in North Korea they are given the death penalty, but in the United States they become presidents.
My friend spent months planning the perfect proposal. Private rooftop. Sunset view. Family hidden upstairs. Ring ready.
His fiancée walks into the restaurant and before she even reaches the stairs, a security guard loudly blurts out:
“Oh, are you the girl getting proposed to on the rooftop?”
Just like that, thousands of money, months of planning, and every ounce of surprise died in a single sentence.
Booked a Vegas trip 6 months out. I paid $400 extra for a high-floor corner suite with a Strip view because I’m claustrophobic and need space.
Check-in day. I get to the room. A family is already inside, luggage everywhere.
The dad opens the door: “Oh hey, front desk messed up. They put us in here by mistake. But we’ve already unpacked. You can just take our standard room on the 3rd floor.”
I looked past him. Interior room. No view. Right above the club.
I said: “No thanks. I booked this exact room number. I paid for the upgrade.”
His wife jumps in: “Are you really going to kick out a family with kids? We’ve got two toddlers. We need the extra space. Have some heart.”
I didn’t argue.
I went back to the front desk, showed my confirmation and the $400 upgrade charge.
Manager comes up, tells them they have to move. The dad loses it. Takes 25 minutes to repack while his wife films me and mutters “some people are so selfish.”
For the rest of the weekend, they “coincidentally” show up at the pool, the elevator, the buffet. Every time, loud sighs and eye rolls.
On day 3, a guy at the bar says I should’ve just taken the downgrade to “avoid the conflict.”
No. Your kids aren’t my responsibility. My anxiety isn’t your room upgrade.
You wanted a suite. You could’ve paid $400 for it.
My medical condition isn’t your poor booking.
I was on a first Date. Waiter asked for drinks.
I said “One vodka soda please.”
My date said the same.
Then I realized I was talking to the waiter but looking at my date the whole time.
My date thought I was ordering for him.
He got mad and left.
I finished both drinks alone.
Never heard from him again.
That was our first and last date..
Choose alpha males who lead with strength, protect without hesitation, but never turn that power against you. They are definitely the ones worth keeping. Strength + gentleness = winning combination. These men still exist ♥️