Junior Stopka

Dates: Taos, New Mexico July 2-3

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Boobs and butts look the same. Zero difference. Fight me

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I still don't know how to do Instagram. I have more fun not understanding it and not learning it. Ok, someone sent a picture of me. Where's the Retweet? No retweet?! Oh, fuck, is heart emoji going to do something?

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Ireland is acting like me when I taste British food

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The Bears moving to Indiana is the greatest news ever. No traffic and less people. How is this not on everyone's list to make life better? I was never been able to afford those expensive tickets. Who is against this?

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Be both. Be brave. Be bout bortions

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You can be pro-life and pro-choice. I'm both. Both are good.

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Baby McJuggernuggets would have been the perfect star. And who killed him? Those damn dancing TikTok nurse whores, Valerie and the Vacuumers.

Netflix, get a documentary on this shit

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Charlie Kirk was better than MLK. That's a fact.

Alright, now that I got the engagement.
Here's some dates for upcoming shows.
July 2-3 Taos, New Mexico https://t.co/rEr9ROXwtC
July 6 West Hollywood, California
https://t.co/EFKoG0mOeM

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Quit spreading hate/lies online. So just be nice and get zero views and never make money

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How do I get the HD footage of the shooting of that live streamer that says the n word? Do I join the patreon? Do I like and subscribe?

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@luisjgomez What race is this person?

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What the hell is a dim mak?

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Athletes are worse than women at stand-up. Good Lord

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Screw stocks and mutual funds. Invest in live streaming saying the N word and hitting yourself in the face with a hammer. $$$$$$$$$$

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Only two exclamation points for a fake suicide note? I'd go with at least three.
And I'd talk a lot about how I threw magnets at the video camera near me

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My oil stock is at record highs. I bought during COVID at record lows. I'm finally making money and all it took was taking advantage of global suffering

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I know violence is never the answer. I'm just saying I want to watch high quality footage of it in 4k or higher

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This is the second most boring assassination attempt. The first most boring was Abraham Lincoln being forced to watch a play with his lesbo wife

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Stocking up on red #40 before everyone becomes healthy in America

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In Italy, their big disgusting giant fat people are way healthier than our giant greasy pig monster people.

Our food is poison!