I still don't know how to do Instagram. I have more fun not understanding it and not learning it. Ok, someone sent a picture of me. Where's the Retweet? No retweet?! Oh, fuck, is heart emoji going to do something?
The Bears moving to Indiana is the greatest news ever. No traffic and less people. How is this not on everyone's list to make life better? I was never been able to afford those expensive tickets. Who is against this?
Baby McJuggernuggets would have been the perfect star. And who killed him? Those damn dancing TikTok nurse whores, Valerie and the Vacuumers.
Netflix, get a documentary on this shit
Charlie Kirk was better than MLK. That's a fact.
Alright, now that I got the engagement.
Here's some dates for upcoming shows.
July 2-3 Taos, New Mexico https://t.co/rEr9ROXwtC
July 6 West Hollywood, California
https://t.co/EFKoG0mOeM
Only two exclamation points for a fake suicide note? I'd go with at least three.
And I'd talk a lot about how I threw magnets at the video camera near me
My oil stock is at record highs. I bought during COVID at record lows. I'm finally making money and all it took was taking advantage of global suffering