Liz Berko

[Liz Berko @juniper_liz]

One day I’m going to say something groundbreaking. And you’ll be the first to hear it -Liz

[Liz Berko @juniper_liz]

@shawnhebrankcom More simple than that. More like when his mind wanders, it wanders to bears.

[Liz Berko @juniper_liz]

My husband just told me he thinks about bears.

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@schillermiester Hey dev my stomach is crazy town.

[Liz Berko @juniper_liz]

We are going to use our power for good, like a super hero with no cape, and share our hopes & dreams phone with the world. @schillermiester

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@yelkirstenlow @shawnhebrankcom Not sure that Twitter is the right place to be sad. More like on the lap of your best friend at the Bulldog.

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@shawnhebrankcom @yelkirstenlow straight to the point and doesn't take up too much of anyone's time. I like it.

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@yelkirstenlow sometimes I say things that are super funny. Like, SUPER funny, and I think the world should know.

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@ryanberko @Joey_joe_joe7 dear friends, nothing personal. I enter Twitter only during America idol season. And it's the last season, so....

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I did not feel like I was given a gift.

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@rwcampbell nope, apparently only 143 is the magic number this time.

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@ChefRyanPetersn the rule is there is no rule. I want to hold every cat in the world.

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@vanessa3316 but I won't. That would be unprofessional.

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@vanessa3316 I can scratch back.

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Thinking about closing up and becoming a professional cat holder. Yeah, I'll hold your cat so good.

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@vanessa3316 two M's? One A?

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@vanessa3316 very informative. Thank you. I can't believe 29 people would actually not want to follow you with tweets like this.

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@juniper_liz @vanessa3316 you? No? Bennett?

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@yelkirstenlow @shawnhebrankcom it's pretty simple. Between the two of us we have 4 of the worst kidneys ever.

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My edamame smells like ham.