Sam The Cryptid

CSHS 22’ / UCMO 26’

[Sam The Cryptid @juniperberries0]

no actual fucking way anyone is going to read this book first of all, second of all your entire thread is based on attacking women for being hardworking/ assertive instead of soft and doting; NEWSFLASH: a stereotypical archetype should NOT be a blueprint for your partner!!

[🌴 Josh Lekach 🌴 @JoshLekach]

Women seriously need a lot of help

Good thing I wrote something for them https://t.co/H9MOmLs9HC

[Sam The Cryptid @juniperberries0]

hello i’m bob ross, and i’d like to welcome you to the arctic

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Baby penguin who is molting but hasn't lost the baby feathers on its head.

looking like a little beret

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Baby penguin who is molting but hasn't lost the baby feathers on its head.

looking like a little beret

[Sam The Cryptid @juniperberries0]

@EdjaneSherwood @Keshaun94665290 @betcheswildin dawg??? straight up is not like tourette’s, even if she did have dementia or alzheimer’s she is still very aware of her prejudices (aka racism) and CHOOSES to act on them

[Sam The Cryptid @juniperberries0]

@dom_lucre best not turn that fan on…

[Sam The Cryptid @juniperberries0]

@huntercantmiss miracle whip is NOT mayonnaise

[Sam The Cryptid @juniperberries0]

friendly reminder that Eleanor Rosalynn Carter was a leader in the late 70s and advocate for mental health and lead to diminish the stigma against mental illness
rest in peace 💙

[Sam The Cryptid @juniperberries0]

@cctvidiots song is love and happiness by al green in case anybody was wondering

[Sam The Cryptid @juniperberries0]

@galt52 @LibertyCappy frankly their identity is NONE of your buisness

[Sam The Cryptid @juniperberries0]

@nocontextmemes

[Sam The Cryptid @juniperberries0]

can we talk about how every song on this damn album goes so hard 😭

[Sam The Cryptid @juniperberries0]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary
(pretend we’re still on twitter guys)

[Goblin Moder @mischiefanimals]

i'm living in your walls

[Sam The Cryptid @juniperberries0]

tf you mean wyd i’m dying motherfucker

[vixella @vixella]

waiting for the sims 5 to release

[jarzy👩‍🚀🫁 | ia (kinda) @akaisherry]

"Bark like you want it"

Me:

[Sam The Cryptid @juniperberries0]

CAN I GET TO THE YAMS 🍠🍠🍠

[Sam The Cryptid @juniperberries0]

@heartzcore_ i’m losing it over this fucking cat bro

[Sam The Cryptid @juniperberries0]

@PicturesFoIder freezie pops