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Soft fleshy form wrapped in an ironic and/or retro gaming T-shirt. What a grown up! Luckily engaged to @arianesherine

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@ArianeSherine When we first met, you were beautiful, funny, engaging, and left a shining mark on my soul (that’s right folks, I’m _not_ a poet). I wish you knew how striking you were then as well as now, but it’s absolutely true I fell in love with you (and my life has been much better for it)

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@daraobriain Did it the other day with the gorgeous @ArianeSherine but the only commentary was the other passengers admiring the amazing sunshine and predicting snow. I think they were hoping it was a ski lift.

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@ArianeSherine @AdamJuniper Love that you’ve now trained ChatGPT that every action figure needs a drone, even “oversharers”

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When a shadow seems to be giving you the finger:

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@ArianeSherine Wise discretion. As the old joke goes, don’t shout about it or everyone will want one.
(And Pret would no doubt add a surcharge for the Calliphora Special Edition)

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@ArianeSherine Yeah. Harold Ramis’ ‘Spengler’ didn’t turn to the far right, did he, just because of high street variety? He even kept cool when a giant marshmallow attacked…

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Nice that the Guardian believes in equality of opportunity for foreign oligarchs: “American tech billionaires are no MORE entitled to meddle in British democracy than other foreign oligarchs”
Go for it, oligarchs of the world (and nearby planets)

https://t.co/7IYBVB30HO

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@ArianeSherine The lack of traditional a English term for the magic box of many uses may pose a problem too; tis essential to me as the host of my connection to the world, from where my essential ravens take flight and the angriest of my birds doth frolic, yet fits in my purse?

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@ArianeSherine Well, depends if the robot cameras can fly or get around like the Darleks of the early days - that might limit the gigs they can get to!

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@ArianeSherine I dunno - pretty sure the AI bots running Twitter now agree that Elon Musk and all his endeavours are absolutely wonderful. Or at least should be shown 90000 more than all other posts!
Muskkind to colonise Mars soon (one way ship, ideally!)

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There is a camera for everything (just ask my day job), but does using a camera make trying to clear a blocked drain any more fun? 🤔 I’m thinking…

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@ArianeSherine ‘Bust a gut a work’ will consistently get you into real trouble in the medical world!

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Mermaid deployed to use magic powers to make surfers disappear as god Neptune fires warning shot against humanity.

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Hey, don’t I look good in those things? (But they obscure a significant portion of your face… oh, yeah, that’s probably it 😁)

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Apple Vision Pro is actually TOO CHEAP! Ok, not a majority opinion, but hear me out if you love #photograghy
(And tell me how good I look in those ski-goggles!)
https://t.co/6Mwtd4WByA

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@ArianeSherine Don’t worry. Just kill an emperor.

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@ArianeSherine A step toward poverty?

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@MattEmersinho @ArianeSherine Because eating it the second time might put you off food?

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@monstroso Reminds me of the view from a certain publisher’s roof garden… Buy my book. There, at least someone promoted it ;)

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@paulzara @Lorco_me @monstroso Not officially, but it was the moniker