Candice

Busy little bastard, living in London

[Candice @Junips]

@zoescaman @WKLondon @jkrGlobal It was a bloody delight having you visit @jkrGlobal. So much sense talked, so many excellent examples shared, so many minds expanded.

[Kate @KateOfHysteria]

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If you’re reading about Afghanistan and feeling sick and helpless about the unimaginable situation people there are facing, now would be a good moment to donate to a refugee-supporting charity. I’m putting together some links. Take your pick. Give what your can.

[Candice @Junips]

I just don’t understand what their issue is 🙄🙄🙄

[Candice @Junips]

When Marj found Banjo he was nearly dead. She has nursed him back to health and is now trying to raise money so he can fly over to the UK where she has found him a forever home. If you can spare even a £1 please do help: https://t.co/purzqg3Z9x

[Candice @Junips]

@jonnoseidler @anthonydever Running flex. Big Billionaire energy

[Candice @Junips]

@anthonydever @jonnoseidler I’d love to ask a billionaire mate for guidance but.....

[Candice @Junips]

@anthonydever @jonnoseidler NP just give me any money and royalties you make from this second onwards and we should be good. Welcome

[Candice @Junips]

@anthonydever @jonnoseidler I want authorship rights. Otherwise Fuck the patriarchy (that’s you)

[Candice @Junips]

@jonnoseidler @anthonydever You can copy paste that screenshot for my reference for you too. I’m being v generous tonight

[Candice @Junips]

@anthonydever I mean it too. I think

[Candice @Junips]

@bowers_anna Obvs loop me in when those chunky bastards are out.

[Candice @Junips]

So on the money.

[Rita Panahi @RitaPanahi]

How did he know this in 1999? Genius.

[Candice @Junips]

@anthonydever I FOUND IT!

[Candice @Junips]

@VirtualElena Alright Miss Marple!

[Candice @Junips]

I am beside myself

[David Baddiel @Baddiel]

Outdone himself. May be best Train Guy ever.

[Candice @Junips]

Read the tweets. Watch the video. 👀

[Ash Sarkar @AyoCaesar]

The conversation around drugs in this country is marked by a profound dishonesty.

I’ll never forget journalists acting shocked when Michael Gove admitted taking cocaine on several occasions when he was a journalist, as if such a thing was otherwise unheard of in their industry.

[Candice @Junips]

@anthonydever Could not agree harder. Says the person who needs 12 hours a night to survive a day.

[Candice @Junips]

Well shit.

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

Doesn’t the fact that so many people are just discovering their statues are of horrific racists kind of prove they weren’t actually teaching anyone history?

[Candice @Junips]

@EE can you confirm your policy for staff who are self isolating? My brother can't come into work as his girlfriend is high risk, and he is being told by his manager that he'll be marked down as AWOL and not paid. Is that correct?

[Candice @Junips]

This has made me so sad in my soul. Don’t do this. 😂

[ADHB 🇵🇸 @AmariBailey]

I have no words. I am speechless.