Juno Birch

Alien • Comedian • Artist
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2026 in a little nutshell

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Garage doors 🩵 👁️

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She's a calendar diva and I'm the month of March for Year of The Dolls, photographed by raising money for The Proud Trust, LGBT+ Foundation and Trans Mutual Aid Manchester. The calendar is available now at You Betta Merch

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Thailand montage !! The end shot ❤️ I'm the new Bond girl. I snorkelled for hours every day in Thailand I miss it so much 😭 🐠

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The locals think I'm Gaga and I'm just running with it

Lipstick Russian red by

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Sea sickening

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They weren't Juno fans

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There's a new lady in Thailand 🚤 👽

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Thinning and winning 💅

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Polka dot divatron

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Juno (she/her)

Comedian

Favourite Crisps: BBQ Beef Hoola Hoops

Message / Words: Delusion is the key to confidence

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My nips could cut glass it's so cold

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Cyril loves my new green blades 🐱

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We all love Cyril and 🐱 ❤️

New episode out now!

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our first Internet GIRLFRIEND 💅

the nicest woman in town came by for a little chat about cats, comedy and designing bungalows 🏡

full episode online now
PLUS full video on YouTube

you're very welcome 😌

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Spark joy with Perfect Absolute by Marc Jacobs. Banana blossom accord, sensuous jasmine and nutty macadamia. How very gorgeous! Yes that's happening!

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Pot noodle on the motorway

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😭💚

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Never let me drive plz

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Let your hair down, well what's left of it 💅