juno carmel (beefy baby)

clown @applenews 🤹 (they/them)

[juno carmel (beefy baby) @junocarmel]

happy to announce that our national nightmare is finally over… I got a job! at Apple News! as a curation editor! ok bye :)

[boogie woogie bagel boy @bippburger]

Me and juno walked into century city amc and our fave ticket scanner lady yelled across the lobby “LOOK WHO IT IS!”

[sara yasin @sarayasin]

Hey everyone! I am excited to introduce you to my new project — an online publication called THE KEY (brought to you by the Palestine Festival of Literature): https://t.co/WVxAKtAz8B

[boogie woogie bagel boy @bippburger]

feels weird considering the entire section was shuttered and not even visible on the home page (fuck you @wapo) but i wrote a review of P FKN R, the new bad bunny book

thank you to @Jacob_Brogan for trusting me - he was incredible to work for go hire him
https://t.co/9hCRiruwC2

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

bad bunny was so good i almost forgot that kevin, stuart, and bob aren’t expected to return for the new minions movie

[Mystic Aquarium @mysticaquarium]

Happy 23rd birthday Juno!! 🎂

[boogie woogie bagel boy @bippburger]

happy eurovision week!!!!

i interviewed my man @TOMMYCASHWORLD 🇪🇪☕️ https://t.co/IUXol4U9wJ

[boogie woogie bagel boy @bippburger]

my talented bf made me my very first website 🤩 https://t.co/MQHESycqd0

[juno carmel (beefy baby) @junocarmel]

@bippburger omg that’s me…

[Danielle Sacks @daniellesacks]

If you've ever been to Irvine, CA and could never quite put your finger on its particular weirdness, here's why.

The untold story of a city mostly controlled by America's richest real estate developer by @michaelwwaters @johngitt in @BW

https://t.co/kSJkdrPLnv

[State of New York @NYGov]

LISTEN UP ⬇️

[Pitchfork @pitchfork]

Created in the depth of night, Circuit des Yeux's latest studio album sounds like her take on industrial dance music: sludgy, colossal, and teeming with darkness

https://t.co/cTnp1MBYUU

[yun ✯ @gellokis]

minion fetty wap: im like hey whats up bello

[Daniel Spielberger @quepaso_daniel]

Special Valentine’s Day Daniel Doc 💞: @junocarmel and @bippburger chat about Megalopolis, AMC A-List, and salmon tamales 🫔

[juno carmel (beefy baby) @junocarmel]

@bippburger 😑

[juno carmel (beefy baby) @junocarmel]

@quepaso_daniel YUP

[demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon]

i know we've already moved on from the discourse about it... which means it's time for me to finally weigh in and say BETTER MAN is really fucking good. i did not know who robbie williams is before and now i am planning to visit him at the zoo tomorrow

[Pitchfork @pitchfork]

Bad Bunny's “Lo que le pasó a Hawaii” is named Best New Track 🏆

https://t.co/116UtbVbD9

[juno carmel (beefy baby) @junocarmel]

@bippburger yeah I’m a bit peckish