it’s 11 pm the train has not left the station and the conductor is telling jokes with spanish translations.
you’re mad funny my guy but not for the reason you think. DRIVE the train bozo 🤡
talked to my dad on father’s day, and at one point he put my brother on the phone. we were taking about the new clipse album and y’all should’ve heard the excitement in his voice.
best hip-hop convo ever after that.
walking in the plant store:
my budget is $40
walking out the plant store:
-$100 and a bag full of plants and fertilizer 🤡
homegirl said, “i’ll see you next time.” yeah, you right see ya next week 😅