junobot

Quotes from @thepenumbrapod. Uses @Gimmickbots

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CONCIERGE: Ah, good evening Traveler! Welcome to The Penumbra.

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ANNOUNCER: ...WEREWOOOOOOOOOLF!

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JET (NARRATOR): I could feel Rita’s gaze on me, time and again. I would not blame her if she feared me — but that loss wounded me regardless.

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SOUND: CUREMOTHER PRIME’S ALIEN DEATH-SCREAM DISTORTS.

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BUDDY (NARRATOR): And I may not know for certain how long this heart has, but I know that if it were to stop right this moment, with my family assembled before me, with the love of my life at my side, well... that might be an end that I could tolerate.

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BEN: Yeah, yeah, fine. I’m not convinced, but it’s your story, Lady Raincloud. And then?

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BUDDY: Darlings, I’m afraid we have a situation.
JUNO: You have a situation? What about us?
NUREYEV: She said “we,” love.

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BUDDY (NARRATOR): I think about the fiery-eyed starlet I used to be, so certain that her every flaw and shortcoming could be wiped away if only she worked hard enough, if only she was good enough. I miss that girl now. I would tell her to be kinder to herself, if I could.

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BUDDY: Yes. We've had quite a run, haven't we?
JET: We have.

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BEN: So. How’d it start
JUNO: In Halcyon, obviously.
BEN: Back when things were all right.
JUNO: Eh. Don’t get ahead of yourself.

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SOUND: CUREMOTHER PRIME’S ALIEN DEATH-SCREAM DISTORTS.

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JET (NARRATION): And so I must loosen my grip, and I must fall... and I must trust in the world as I know it to be.
And I know that the Ruby 7 and I can complete the maneuver. We have done so before. We will do so again.

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JUNO (NARRATOR): and then... there's him. And... oh, hell.

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JUNO (NARRATOR): And if I'd learned one thing over and over again, it was this: if something's too scary to do alone, then guess what? You don't do it alone.

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SOUND: HE WALKS ACROSS THE ROOM AND OPENS A WINDOW. THEN HE CLIMBS OUT AND STARTS DESCENDING.

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JET: You will do something else that is good. It will not be better than the suffering we've caused. But it will be good, and that must be enough. It is all we have.

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CARRIE: Oh... Juno? What are you doing in my dressing room?
JUNO: What are you doing in your dressing room?

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SOUND: KNOCKING, DOOR OPENING. PAINED YELL. /nCONCIERGE: What luck! It sounds like he’s in.

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BUDDY: I know who I am when I am without you, and I know that I have no interest in being that woman another second.

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BUDDY: We must be careful not to fall too far out of date on the story about ourselves which we tell ourselves. It leaves you flinching from blows that never come -- and blind to those that do.

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BUDDY: Jet’s just being dramatic. You know how he is.
JET: Hyperbole is my two-hundred-and-thirteenth worst habit, yes.