Julia

Talents include eating my body weight in pasta and forgetting to reply to your message.

[christine @christineist]

talking to my single friend she's seeing a guy who seems pretty great on all fronts except for "the deep despair underlying his every move"

[dutty lumba @tightolesou]

why don't you wear a sundress miss boy

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

i’m gonna start saying “not all men” when someone says something positive about a man

[special k🍓 @KettyBitch]

Sometimes you just have to spend silly money in M&S to cheer you up

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

If you were erased why haven’t you shut the fuck up

[Ryan Rosenblatt, Back to Back World Series Champ @RyanRosenblatt]

I understand why Bad Bunny is divisive because he primarily appeals to people who fuck

[Protect children @poopswag34]

Being a dad is probably fun because you’re just smarter funnier and stronger than the people you spend 90% of your time interacting with (wife and children) and they respect and fear you (because of your drinking)

[yocci よち👹@ VeXpo @yoclesh]

my two brian cells

[mrmr @sparkiIls]

In ur 20s there will be a man. It’s very important you hit this man with your car

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Me at work trying to be grateful that I have a job

[ηιүα ♛ @niy2pretty]

180 and 360 be eating yall up.

[anna !!! :)) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls]

why do i feel so depressed. could it be because i’m living through the rise of the fourth reich. surely not

[໊ @sonohoor]

women pretending not to see men staring at them is a essential survival skill

[bunny @fadedbunny]

i just threw up everywhere

[Ari @Ariellex1_]

Is he funny fr or are you just funny and he’s there

[jaboukie @jaboukie]

then explain how i'm married to the game

[݁⟡ @vaebi3]

They say kissing a clingy brown eyed girl will increase your life span by 60%