Juan Pablo 👾

Join the fight against procrastination and lets build a better world together. Tempus fugit.

[Juan Pablo 👾 @juparave]

Si regreso, soy de uds,
Si no, nunca lo fui

[Sarahh @Sarahhuniverse]

The viral Erling Haaland memes.....

© rudy_willingham

[🅶🅾🆁🅺 @Raclure03]

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY 💲💲💲💲💲

[AdiiX @adiix_official]

SOMEONE JUST KILLED THE REAL ESTATE INDUSTRY

A guy scanned an entire house with his phone. Uploaded it.

Now anyone on Earth can walk through it in a browser tab. No app. No VR. No agent. No appointment.

Click → you’re inside. Every room. Every angle. Every shadow. Photoreal.

The numbers are insane:

- Agent fee on a $500k home: $15,000
- Cost to make this scan: ~$200
- Time to “tour” 50 houses: one evening
- File size: smaller than a TikTok

The science is wild too:

It’s called 3D Gaussian Splatting instead of polygons (how games render), it uses millions of tiny glowing “splats” of color and depth.

AI reconstructs reality from your photos. The result loads on a phone and looks like you’re THERE.

The grift opportunity is even wilder:

Freelancers are already charging $300–$800 per scan for realtors, Airbnbs, venues, car dealers, museums.

One person + one phone + one weekend = a business.

Open source. Built on PlayCanvas.

Free GitHub: https://t.co/ew6Ql8Ad6u

[🌷🦋 Love Music 🎶 & Dance 💃🏻🕺🏻 @Tiana_Celine_23]

This man is amazing.

[𝐖𝐚𝐲𝐳𝐞 @wayze187]

Michael Jackson’s drummer, Jonathan Moffett, performs “Smooth Criminal,”

MJ once said: “My bass player makes a mistake, my guitar player makes a mistake, I make mistakes sometimes, but Sugarfoot never makes a mistake.”

[Mercedes-AMG F1 Brasil 🇧🇷 @MercedesAMGF1BR]

Toto Wolff pergunta ao Niki Lauda:

– Niki, como você consegue escolher pilotos tão maravilhosos?

E Lauda responde:

– Eu apenas faço uma pergunta inteligente. Se o piloto souber responder, ele é capacitado para estar no meu time. Vou lhe dar um exemplo...

Niki manda chamar o seu piloto Lewis Hamilton e pergunta:

– Lewis, seu pai e sua mãe têm um bebê. Ele não é seu irmão nem sua irmã. Quem é ele?

Lewis responde:

– Niki, esse bebê sou eu.

Ele vira pra Toto Wolff:

- Viu só? Merece ser piloto da minha equipe.

Toto Wolff, maravilhado, volta para Brackley. Chegando na fábrica, chama o Kimi e pergunta:

– Kimi, seu pai e sua mãe têm um bebê. Ele não é seu irmão nem sua irmã. Quem ele é?

Kimi responde:

– Não sei. Vou perguntar para meus amigos.

Ele pergunta e ninguém sabe a resposta. Aconselham perguntar ao George Russell, que é muito inteligente.

Kimi telefona:

– George, aqui é o Kimi. Tenho uma pergunta pra você: se seu pai e sua mãe têm um bebê e esse bebê não é seu irmão nem sua irmã, quem é esse bebê?

George Russell responde imediatamente:

– Pô... É lógico que esse bebê sou eu!

E Kimi vai correndo levar a resposta ao Toto:

– Toto, se meu pai e minha mãe têm um bebê e esse bebê não é meu irmão nem minha irmã, é lógico que ele só pode ser o George Russell!

Toto dá seu sorrisinho sabido e diz:

- Te peguei, Kimi... Sua resposta está completamente errada... O bebê é o Hamilton!

[🎼🌺Music Love♥️ @ThoNg676733]

God this is so much better than the recorded version

[Jeremy Nguyen ✍🏼 🚢 @JeremyNguyenPhD]

Milla Jovovich (actress from The Fifth Element) created a world-beating Claude memory system with @bensig?!

- 100% on LongMemEval — first perfect score ever recorded.

Free and 100% open source. Github link in the quoted post from Ben.

I'm keen to hear how it works for you.

[Om Patel @om_patel5]

I taught Claude to talk like a caveman to use 75% less tokens.

normal claude: ~180 tokens for a web search task

caveman claude: ~45 tokens for the same task

"I executed the web search tool" = 8 tokens
caveman version: "Tool work" = 2 tokens

every single grunt swap saves 6-10 tokens. across a FULL task that's 50-100 tokens saved

why does it work? caveman claude doesn't explain itself. it does its task first. gives the result. then stops.

no "I'd be happy to help you with that." no "Let me search the web for you" no more unnecessary filler words

"result. done. me stop."

50-75% burn reduction

with usage limits getting tighter every week this might be the most practical hack out there right now

[Shishir @ShishirShelke1]

Artemis II crew is thousands of miles away from Earth

And they’re asking ground crew for help because they have two versions of Microsoft Outlook open and neither is working

This scene is now canon 😭

[Mark Gadala-Maria @markgadala]

Bass Windu is becoming an AI masterpiece.

I want a full movie.

[LOTR Universe @Lordoftheringsu]

If The Lord of the Rings were a comedy film.

[Juan Pablo 👾 @juparave]

@chacho_lml @chapulindiaz @MichelJourdain @luisramv @jpmontoya ¿Por qué? No estaba mal, Fernando es bueno en su trabajo, casi por el me suscribí a F1TV, ahora tengo que decidir si escuchar la versión gringa o la versión inglesa. Que regrese @F1Tornello
#BringBackTornello

@F1

[Juan Pablo 👾 @juparave]

@automundialmx @TribunaDeporOK Oh, había una razón por la que me suscribí a F1TV y no Fox Sports Premium para ver las carreras, shiales... por lo menos Fernando y su sabía muchísimo del tema. El español, Albert Fábrega, era otro que estaba metidísimo y sabía mucho, doble shiales

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Math is beautiful: the Valentine’s day formula

[El Programador Senior @5eniorDeveloper]

La AI haciendo code review del código que acaba de generar

[DD Geopolitics @DD_Geopolitics]

The Super Bowl could NEVER.

[Juan Pablo 👾 @juparave]

Hace un año, 20 de enero 2025, deepseek sacó R1 al mundo. Y tenía un problema que resolver con registros en una serie de tiempo. Tenía muchos datos y le pregunté a deepseek que me diera una consulta/sentencia SQL para resolverlo.

Y me dio una buena respuesta. #aiadoption

[Neil Zeghidour @neilzegh]

Me defending my O(n^3) solution to the coding interviewer.

[Jatin K Malik @jatinkrmalik]

The reason why RAM has become four times more expensive is that a huge amount of RAM that has not yet been produced was purchased with non-existent money to be installed in GPUs that also have not yet been produced, in order to place them in data centers that have not yet been built, powered by infrastructure that may never appear, to satisfy demand that does not actually exist and to obtain profit that is mathematically impossible.