🌈 chaotic inclinations

not once, not never. 33. they/them.

[🌈 chaotic inclinations @jupiterbun]

live laugh lobster

[Shrek @Shrek]

Y’all mind if an ogre speaks a little español tonight?

[🌈 chaotic inclinations @jupiterbun]

save me, cheerios

[🌈 chaotic inclinations @jupiterbun]

there’s people out here doing things i’ve never thought to do - i’m currently watching a woman eat a section of a waffle like a piece of toast

[🌈 chaotic inclinations @jupiterbun]

anybody found a good way to deal with catholic guilt yet? asking for a friend

[🌈 chaotic inclinations @jupiterbun]

mayo all over my sock 😔

[philip matarese @philorphilip]

‘A Christmas Story’ is a nonlinear experience. You look at the screen and its pole, bully, lamp, Santa. I have no idea how it ends. I think the boy dies.

[JAKA @chambonizer]

🎄

[🌈 chaotic inclinations @jupiterbun]

motherfucker eating a whole bowl of cereal in the far left lane on 71, i am exploding you with my mind

[🌈 chaotic inclinations @jupiterbun]

why am i onions?? ✨🧅✨

[🌈 chaotic inclinations @jupiterbun]

“i KNOW it’s rango!!!!! 😡” - @BasketcaseSmash

[🌈 chaotic inclinations @jupiterbun]

the FOMO after getting kicked out of the bake off tent must be astronomical

[kendall @internetfairie]

forget having pretty privilege. jesters privilege is when u can talk freely without being punished because nothing u say matters

[🌈 chaotic inclinations @jupiterbun]

salamander fuck zone 🦎

[🌈 chaotic inclinations @jupiterbun]

photograph by nickleback playing during my PT appointment, as if i’m not already under mental duress

[🌈 chaotic inclinations @jupiterbun]

damn, i’m glad to have graduated from the boot but it sure was quicker - putting on this ankle brace is like lacing a corset 😮‍💨

[🌈 chaotic inclinations @jupiterbun]

well apparently i’ve been logged out of discord on my phone for a LONG TIME and never noticed 🧍‍♀️

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Week of 9/28 in Sagittarius: The swirling mission of love. You have known that three times. And now what extends is that and more. Frogs and substance.

[🌈 chaotic inclinations @jupiterbun]

me: oh nice, i’m going apple picking with my friends today
my brain: 🪄✨anxiety✨
me: 🫩

[🌈 chaotic inclinations @jupiterbun]

was on the phone with my grandfather and when i went to hang up i said “okay i love you” and he said “i love you baby” 🙈

[🌈 chaotic inclinations @jupiterbun]

just realized breaking my leg means missing the pawpaw festival and probably the renaissance festival too