E. Darcey, PhD

[E. Darcey, PhD @jupiterjollity]

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AWAITING 𝙎𝙊𝙈𝙉𝘼𝙈𝘽𝙐𝙇𝘼𝙉𝙏 DIRECTIVES
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ TO TAKE THE 𝙃𝙀𝙇𝙈

→ #outlastrp . #outlast .

[E. Darcey, PhD @jupiterjollity]

🧍‍♂️

[E. Darcey, PhD @jupiterjollity]

❓

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ︎ ︎ 𝚄𝙽𝚃𝙴𝚁 、‍ ‍ ‍ ‍˘‍ ‍ nul͟l . @bIacksites]

What if we accidentally make contact. You look— You’re strikingly similar to, ah, uhm— I just don’t want to— Uueueh. 😓

[E. Darcey, PhD @jupiterjollity]

Do I have a doppelgänger I’m unaware of?

[E. Darcey, PhD @jupiterjollity]

Surely we’ve known each other long enough that you can recognize me in alternative ways. Please.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ︎ ︎ 𝚄𝙽𝚃𝙴𝚁 、‍ ‍ ‍ ‍˘‍ ‍ nul͟l . @bIacksites]

Ellis. How am I going to Know. ☹️

[E. Darcey, PhD @jupiterjollity]

? Do you hear something.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ︎ ︎ 𝚄𝙽𝚃𝙴𝚁 、‍ ‍ ‍ ‍˘‍ ‍ nul͟l . @bIacksites]

( Loud Whimpering. )

[E. Darcey, PhD @jupiterjollity]

Trying new things — I shaved my moustache.

[E. Darcey, PhD @jupiterjollity]

@bIacksites I don’t think the tears are necessary. But, if it comes to it. I’ll, err— I’ll cry.

[E. Darcey, PhD @jupiterjollity]

🧍‍♂️☕️

[ Pointed slurping. ]

[E. Darcey, PhD @jupiterjollity]

It’s that time again already? I could’ve sworn we’d just wrapped up the last one. 💧

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ︎ ︎ 𝚄𝙽𝚃𝙴𝚁 、‍ ‍ ‍ ‍˘‍ ‍ nul͟l . @bIacksites]

Apologies for the noise. We’re- We’re doing quarterly reflex testing, again.

[E. Darcey, PhD @jupiterjollity]

Eerr, sorry — 𝘺𝘰𝘶. You’d just wrapped up the last assessment. I had no part in this. 𝘏𝘢𝘷𝘦 no part in this.

[E. Darcey, PhD @jupiterjollity]

This appears to be a flag of some sort, Dr. Gettler. I’m not, err— familiar with it.

[E. Darcey, PhD @jupiterjollity]

Eerk—

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ︎ ︎ 𝚄𝙽𝚃𝙴𝚁 、‍ ‍ ‍ ‍˘‍ ‍ nul͟l . @bIacksites]

You know, I feel the same way about canned peaches. Peppermint, too.

[E. Darcey, PhD @jupiterjollity]

🧍‍♂️🧍‍♀️. . . 🥓❓

[E. Darcey, PhD @jupiterjollity]

… ahem. Happy, err— whatever we’re celebrating.

[E. Darcey, PhD @jupiterjollity]

Taste aversion conditioning. 1938. I still can’t smell bacon without gagging.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ︎ ︎ 𝚄𝙽𝚃𝙴𝚁 、‍ ‍ ‍ ‍˘‍ ‍ nul͟l . @bIacksites]

Well, I suppose everyone here does like bacon. I can’t imagine a person who wouldn’t.

[E. Darcey, PhD @jupiterjollity]

That’s when I learned to tell Dr. Easterman ‘no’ when he proposes a ‘fun idea.’

[E. Darcey, PhD @jupiterjollity]

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[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ︎ ︎ 𝚄𝙽𝚃𝙴𝚁 、‍ ‍ ‍ ‍˘‍ ‍ nul͟l . @bIacksites]

It sucks that you have to beat your coworkers when they don’t listen to you and there’s nothing else you can do about it. #SubmarineSandwichSaturday!