Zeus's scrote!!

by jove!

[Zeus's scrote!! @jupitersack]

Another day, another tragedy. America is the only country in the world where this regularly happens yet Congress can't seem to get off their asses and pass some actual legislation to regulate the extendable Bo staff and it's incredibly deadly power.

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@governakerbert @dirtbafg I downloaded bluesky the other day and still gotta get the algorithm right. Very facebook/tumblr vibes right now

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I'm gonna watch sinister tonight finally. Should I smoke before or will it be way too terrifying

[April, or "A lot of oranges" @ALotOfOranges]

I swear people on this site have no media literacy. Jesse did not literally fly. It was a metaphor for how doing heroin is amazing and we should all do heroin.

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@dirtbafg I'd be your first customer bro

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@dirtbafg Damn communists

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

A key point missing in a lot of post debate analysis is that Trump’s claim about immigrants eating pets almost perfectly syncs up to the piano in the Peanuts theme song.

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Rip bereal you were the GOAT

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@dirtbafg I've been looking for their Fix beer since last time we went. Can't find it anywhere.

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played my bil in two rounds of magic tonight. lost one round by 3, dominated the other. Do you think I've proven myself to my father in law

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@dirtbafg i am drinking a negroni, I'm making chili fries, i'm on thel aptop on twitter.

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@dirtbafg its the scene with the mirror where he talks to himself but its his giant cock instead

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@dirtbafg Can she give like a top 5? I would never wanna be cliche

[Jeremy Kauffman 🦔🌲🌕 @jeremykauffman]

People are acting like Trump's reaction is so impressive but if someone shot at Joe Biden he wouldn't even flinch

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I found a bullet in the parking lot of my job. I'm going to scratch my own name on the side and use it to garner sympathy, maybe get a few days off work as I "fear for my safety."

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I like sketch more now

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I'd say the most masculine thing about me is my disgusting addiction to sunflower seeds. The shells are everywhere

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It's all yolked dudes in the gym. The vibe is not great. The average number of sleeves is less than 2 if you get my meaning. I'm listening to Chappell Roan as a sort of Ward to protect myself.