Europe to U.S.:
“You must fund Ukraine’s war against Russia.”
Europe to Russia:
“We’ll give you hundreds of billions of dollars a year for oil and gas.”
Europe to U.S. (without any apparent hint of self-awareness):
“How dare you even think about buying diesel from Russia!”
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 President Donald Trump says the United States will have an "economic depression" if Democrats win the midterm elections next month.
"If Republicans win, you will each have $5,000 in your pocket, and economic success for our country like we have never ever seen before."