Jurassic mama

Hannah: new mommy, tea lover, horror/cartoon nerd, bargain hunter, part time adventurer

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#stretchmarks = the ultimate sign of #strength, #sacrifice and #love. I won't be #ashamed of them. #bodypositive #newmomma

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Little man joined us a week ago, whilst I felt #invincible then I've spent the past few days feeling like #hibernating. #newparentproblems

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My precious #baby is only just 3 days old and I'm already feeling #guilty about my #backtowork plans. Anyone else experience #mumguilt ?

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Everyone has an opinion on how you should and shouldn't be a #parent to your child and lately this is bothering me quite a lot.
#hormones?

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Surely I'm not the only one who finds #pregnancy a bit wearing. Need some #newmumtreat #ideas to cheer me up

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#bikinibody ? #summerbody? This year I'm rocking a #mummybody and I think it's my greatest achievement yet, #stretchmarks and all #mumpride

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#pregnancy is basically an excuse for strangers/ acquaintances to discuss your anatomy at length with you #BoobConvosWithStrangers #whoareu

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#swaddling aka the act of tuning baby into a burrito or a tiny arkham asylum resident #NewParent #Baby #jurassicMom

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#mummyproblems I have literally come across so many strange things since being pregnant that I want to document my/our journey. #whichblog

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Current mood https://t.co/9msgopRnR4

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Sometimes all you can do is #Runaway to find your way

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This world scares me #prayforhumanity

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More unspeakable horrors, what is the world coming to. Keep safe people #Prayers4Paris

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Super excited for #birchbox and #lovemebeauty boxes! Treating myself to some fun new #SubscriptionBoxes

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Slayer ~ Angel of Death (Lyrics) @ beckybrpwbliw https://t.co/zXF6JpfFEB

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Seeing @Dynamomagician tonight has properly blown my mind. I can't even put into words how epic the show was #mindblown #dynamo

[SeaWorld @SeaWorld]

To a sea turtle, plastic bags look like a quick meal.

Please recycle and dispose of your plastic bags properly.

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#IfTheBootFits

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Preparing for a #nightshift is seriously messing with my going to sleep early routine #IDontWantToAdult