Jurism

World's foremost Kong Soohyeon enthusiast. I mostly complain and talk about my rare pair 🦋 🐉 . 18+.
Via soul...

[Jurism @juriloving]

Very Tindoiimu coded post

[❥ hazel ︻デ═一 @BluebriarArts]

Unfortunately it's not very easy to do gender neutral pet talk. "Am I a good boy/girl" sounds cute, but "Am I a good person" sounds like you're having an moral crisis

[Jurism @juriloving]

I think having a boss that has like a 1/3 chance to be significantly more difficult is terrible but also extremely funny game design. 10/10 no notes.

[🪬Daily SMT Demons🪬 @DailySMTDemon]

Today’s Daily Demon of the Day is Minotaur from the Beast Clan! 🐄

What are your thoughts on Minotaur?

[qwinni @qwinniup]

2000 years of eosd

[seios - comms open @seiosArt]

Fortune's weave releasing means another 3 years of Three Houses discour- nghh... mmmhhh... aahhhh~

[Jurism @juriloving]

@windkive I think the bit is that it's a reference to chaos theory but it sounds lame af still, we should all make fun of her for this

[Jurism @juriloving]

So for the past week I've been fighting with the large office printer and my boss has just been laughing the entire time as I develop new, increasingly more vitriolic insults towards the evil machine

[Kajoki @kajoki012]

Isabella was practicing her bondage skills on Katto and seeing her bliss it made Isabella a bit jealous. So she proceeded to tied herself up next to Katto... but in her delirium dropped the keys...

Commed by @Nerdy_Alysssa & @KatWonderland6.
(story & vars are u know where)

[Jurism @juriloving]

Someone who speaks Portuguese tried hacking into my Hoyoverse account????? Why would somebody do this I'm not even a whale *Shoves aside the M1W1 Promeia and E1S1 Eva* where would you even get the idea to do this???

[Issa Castagno @CastagnoNsfw]

What if Stelle and March 7th hadn't been able to escape Principal Sparkie? >:3
Variant and timelapse on Ptr3on, Fanbox and SubscribeStar!

[Jurism @juriloving]

"I'm building a team" type shit

[IceFairy @richard_effendi]

The game is a collaboration between ZUN and multiple circles. This collaboration has been given its own name "Shanghai Alice Reprise". Apparently a bunch of circles asked ZUN for permission to remake EoSD (it's unplayable in modern OS without modifications) and ZUN said yes.

[餡ころ餅 @mochi_tas113]

皐月さんのヘアアレンジ合同に寄稿したシュウ

[Aya Shameimaru @BunbunmaruPage]

False... Do you not remember the deluxe edition of Touhou 6 that came out this year...

[Jurism @juriloving]

Now this is the real winner of the direct

[IceFairy @richard_effendi]

Ok, so we're getting a remake of EoSD for the Switch and Switch 2 to be released on the 10th of September 2026! Stay tuned for more information!

[Jurism @juriloving]

This will be Ocarina of Time in 2020

[Jurism @juriloving]

Why did every company lock the fuck in this year

[Jurism @juriloving]

This might be the most gas direct ever wtf?????

[Jurism @juriloving]

This might be the most gas direct ever wtf?????

[Jurism @juriloving]

I'm all gas on Xenoblade Genesis but like that looks like the most aggressively generic anime game ever lol. It'll be good still, surely?

[Jurism @juriloving]

Offical JJK Survivors-like????? AND it's the ugliest licensed game ever???
Haha what the fuck

[Jurism @juriloving]

Ostriches????
Christmas Cavs are back
Character portraits do the live2d wobble for some reason
I think I saw a cute girl for half a second while typing this
Mid Emblem is back baby
And deceptively soon for how little information we've gotten till now

[Jurism @juriloving]

Idk what I even want out of a direct atp? Fire Emblem? That's it really?
There's also a 5% chance they show Cytus 2's switch port briefly and it's 5 unadulterated seconds of NekoPaff and/or IvyNessa kissing

[Kaho @kahofork]

Holy fuck bruh