boJack

life main disco kam aur dard zyada ho raha hai

[boJack @jusayingtho]

@knight_17_ Maybe they don't want to be "sexxy intellect"

[boJack @jusayingtho]

@viralbiryani Everyone's looking for good stable relationships, just not with the person they are matching with

[boJack @jusayingtho]

@zah6raah He's the biggest example of you fake something for long enough, people start believing it

[boJack @jusayingtho]

I love making plans. I just wish I enjoyed following them as much as I enjoy making them.

[boJack @jusayingtho]

Adult life is basically saying “after this week things will calm down” every week for the rest of your life.

[boJack @jusayingtho]

Somewhere out there, there’s a version of me who went to bed on time and didn’t make terrible decisions at 2 AM.

I hope he’s doing well.

[boJack @jusayingtho]

@viralbiryani Don't postpone living until everything is figured out

[boJack @jusayingtho]

@viralbiryani God really flexes its existence sometimes

[boJack @jusayingtho]

There is no bigger humiliation kink than trying to talk to someone you know has lost interest in you

[boJack @jusayingtho]

@viralbiryani Works for what?

[boJack @jusayingtho]

@viralbiryani That face deserves a better compliment than a generic pickup line found on dating apps

[boJack @jusayingtho]

There is no deep reason to do an MBA. Everyone does it for the same shallow reasons but the interviewers like to pretend otherwise

[Ashita @ashitapatodia]

Last week, I received interview feedback that called me out on my motivations to get an MBA- "Your answer to why MBA was quite shallow."

[boJack @jusayingtho]

@dishen2609 You should. She should not be subjected to mediocre jokes all her life

[boJack @jusayingtho]

@tiwaaary That's flirting

[boJack @jusayingtho]

@thiisismecrying Share some pictures

[boJack @jusayingtho]

(Bangalore guy unhooking your bra) handful it seems bro

[vada @aintlaugh]

(delhi guy unhooking your bra) ooohh behenchod

[boJack @jusayingtho]

@dva1020 What is a diet pepsi moment?

[boJack @jusayingtho]

@PograPranshu Sorry I was misled by your picture. If you're worried about quant in your CAT prep. I would suggest going the other way round and start with mock exams and then go through answers of the questions to understand the concepts instead of starting with concepts and then going to qs

[boJack @jusayingtho]

@biharinextdoor Aap sidhe twitter se mandap hi jao fir