dr. goopenschleim

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i feel like im larry the cucumber and my entire life is silly songs with larry: the part of the show where larry comes out and sings a silly song

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@chernlick this is so sad i thought eggs were a safe food you can eat 100 of like salad :((

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“vintage” “MCM” “antique” bitch that thing is just fuckin old 🤬

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@charuuchu adderall -w- it have me texting acquaintances at 1am like “hey wanna get coffee :)?”

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what churches wont tell u is that they made gossip a sin cause the clergy was getting their feelings hurt by the girlies talking shit abt their desiccated asses and they were jealous they couldnt be in on it!

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take me down to the roku city where the boys suck cock and the girls are nb or whatever that song said haha!

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@charuuchu remember when we watched the movie and were like wait raphael and leo were so sexy in that rain scene

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@parlie_charsons mommys shirt is the original bode

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thinking is such a slippery slope. thinking a bit? epic. awesome. im smart, hot, and fun. thinking too much? fail. cringe. im an utterly pwned n00b

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i like getting bad service and being degraded by workers, its their right. my delivery person just dropped my package on my front lawn by the gate and i had to run out in my underwear to get it and idec. its what i deserve for being a customer

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@starismss LA sux so bad i hate it there ! its literally only fun if youre rich

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is squirt pee? has science figured this out yet? i always check like every 2 yrs and no one ever has an answer

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idk how to be formal over email so i end up defaulting to sounding like im from the 19th century. just sent one that said "my apologies" and "precludes"

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why is slack so ugly. why is it hashtags. why cant u choose yr giphy gif. please just clean it up guys. disgusting

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[bolts upright] pon and zi are the tethers of the precious moments characters

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ok yes im burnt out every1 knows my problem but what is the solution! help me!!

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the release of dj earworms 2009 blame it on the pop remix almost cured racism but then our timeline diverged and we went down the darker one

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😋😋🤠♥️💉🩸🐭!

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@charuuchu facebook groups :0!

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