Leanna Brunker

[Leanna Brunker @jusjolly]

If you are here - who is running hell?

[Leanna Brunker @jusjolly]

Confucius says Love one another. If it doesn't work, just interchange the last two words.

[Leanna Brunker @jusjolly]

Just saw two zombies on a date... and they say romance is dead.

[Leanna Brunker @jusjolly]

What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Frosted Flakes!

[Leanna Brunker @jusjolly]

Just wanted to let you know that I will be having brain surgery tomorrow morning. Weird, I know, but necessary. Please keep me in your thoughts & prayers.

[Leanna Brunker @jusjolly]

I always adjust the seat and mirrors when I drive my husband's car so he doesn't forget he's married.

[Leanna Brunker @jusjolly]

The next time you have company, serve them a bowl of shelled peanuts. After they've eaten a few handfuls, casually mention that you've never liked peanuts, but you love to suck the chocolate off of them.

[Leanna Brunker @jusjolly]

I'm not lazy... I'm just on my energy saving mode.

[Leanna Brunker @jusjolly]

Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

[Leanna Brunker @jusjolly]

Keep in mind, even during a pandemic, no matter how much chocolate you eat, your earrings will still fit.

[Leanna Brunker @jusjolly]

I just got fired from my job as a taxi driver. Turns out people don't like it when you go the extra mile for them.

[Leanna Brunker @jusjolly]

Hello, you've reached 1-800-NARCISSIST, how can you help me?