moorland “acab” hawker ❎️

its all about that Δl
👫🏳️‍🌈👭 🔬🧪🦉🇨🇦
over-educated

[moorland “acab” hawker ❎️ @juspyke]

Me in the first few hours of BG3: I love you Astarion 😍😍

Me now: I LOVE YOU RAPHAEL

[moorland “acab” hawker ❎️ @juspyke]

@allhal3n It solves ALL problems (in a 20 ft radius sphere)

[moorland “acab” hawker ❎️ @juspyke]

I have never played a sorcerer before and it's funny how quickly I adopted the philosophy of "all problems can be fixed with Fireball"

[moorland “acab” hawker ❎️ @juspyke]

@WarPizza Me moving my rogue anywhere on the map

[moorland “acab” hawker ❎️ @juspyke]

Me: gender is a social construct

Me to my dog: is that my Sir Mr Boy Handsome Man?!??

[moorland “acab” hawker ❎️ @juspyke]

Been spending the past few days at my Lil sis's new house in NS meeting my brand new niece!

In my mind still getting plowed by the palest elf in Faerûn tho

[moorland “acab” hawker ❎️ @juspyke]

Astarion could ask me to murder the owlbear cub and I might consider it, is this toxic???

[moorland “acab” hawker ❎️ @juspyke]

Sorry to everyone who knew me once but BG3 and Astarion have a grip on my very soul and also this battle music in Act 2 FUCKING SLAPS

[moorland “acab” hawker ❎️ @juspyke]

Everyone is like what are your weekend plans and I can't say I'm getting Ass-Tarion'd iykwim #bg3

[moorland “acab” hawker ❎️ @juspyke]

yeah im dtd (down to diablo)

[moorland “acab” hawker ❎️ @juspyke]

I must've been asleep when society decided it had enough of galley kitchens (you morons!)

[moorland “acab” hawker ❎️ @juspyke]

@allhal3n @erin_simmer If there is 1 expansion pack everyone needs it Seasons, hands down

[moorland “acab” hawker ❎️ @juspyke]

Maybe the orcas did it

[moorland “acab” hawker ❎️ @juspyke]

I can't think of something I want less than a fucking Horse Ranch pack from The Sims

[moorland “acab” hawker ❎️ @juspyke]

Almost signed an email with "please don't hesitate to contact yourself on this matter"

[moorland “acab” hawker ❎️ @juspyke]

Remember when it was Emo to wear what the preppy kids did except it was just black and white? Anyway, I'm an adult now and wearing this sweater vest by choice

[moorland “acab” hawker ❎️ @juspyke]

@12am_poutine @powerhour Dibs on this room

[Dr. Nancy Olivieri @DrNancyOlivieri]

For any still claiming ForProfit healthcare "shortens wait lists & improves the system": Evidence
In Aus, UK, *all* OECD nations: ForProfit care produces longer wait times, draws resources out of the public system #Bill60
https://t.co/1XR8MPq5p1
🙏@vanessabrcic @CdnDrs4Medicare

[moorland “acab” hawker ❎️ @juspyke]

@rbnmgrhm I always called them lazy bees